Grace at Coops House

[nismodave]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuAUI_0knfk

[Reverend Cooper]

Shake And Bake

[moels]

I love that scene!

[hotshift13]

That whole movie stunk...............

[badass88gt]

That whole movie stunk...............

You need to move to France.

[lilws6]

and turn gay if you are already not... please don't let the invisible fire burn my friend!!!!

[badass88gt]

Dear Lord baby Jesus, or as our brothers in the south call you, "Jezus," we thank you so much for this bountiful harvest of Dominos, KFC, and the always delicious Taco Bell. I just want to take time to say thank you for my family. My two beautiful, beautiful, handsome striking sons, Walker, and Texas Ranger, or TR as we call him. And of course my red hot smokin' wife Carley, who is a stone cold fox.

[That_Guy]

You need to move to France.

i agree that movie was great there where so many funny lines from that movie that i use in my everyday life.. such as.." shake nd bake" and "listen i like the baby Jesus best" or " I PLAY FOR KEEPS!" or i wake up in the morning and piss excellence, and nobody can hang with my stuff im just the best there is uh... im just a big hairy american winning machine"

all my favorite and tend to get used daily

[Reverend Cooper]

^ agreed it also has morals to live by.

[moels]

I love it when he throws the prayer out to Tom Cruise when he thinks he's on fire.

[badass88gt]

The room's startin to spin... cause of all the gayness.

Cal... I love you

[Reverend Cooper]

if you aint first yer last

[moels]

Don't you stick that knife in yaw leg!

[nismodave]

Cut around the meat.

[That_Guy]

You know, just to put this in there, I had a whole mess of crepes this morning. They're just like pancakes, maybe even better.


or

Susan, I've never heard you talk like that... Are we about to get it on? Because I'm as hard as a diamond in an ice storm right now.


and hands down the best line in the whole movie

Lucius Washington: You're not gonna live forever.
Ricky Bobby: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Heck, I just read in the newspaper that they put a pig heart in some guy from Russia. Do you know what that means?

[lilws6]

i dunno longer life?
no he died

lollol

[Jsho13]

"I said with all do respect . . ."

[Crawlin]

walker.... and texas ranger, or t.r. as we call him.

[Slow Joe]

"I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo t-shirt cause it says like I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party too... " :rolf :rolf

Tuxedo T-Shirts FTW, Right Coop??

[Reverend Cooper]

yes i have a tuxedo t-shirt just like you joe

[Jsho13]

Im front row at a leonard skynard concert and I'm hammered drunk