GRAMPS SS
03-30-2008, 09:58 PM
This may be a repost...but i thought how true it is in many ways....
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when
during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating
furiously. 'Oh my GOD!!' screamed the woman, 'That's disgraceful!!!
Why =
is
he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
=
'I'm
very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he
doesn't =
do
that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles
could easily rupture'. 'Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok.' =
commented
the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was =
obvious
that a nurse was performing oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed,
=
'Oh
my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?' Again the doctor spoke very =
calmly...
'Same illness, better health plan.'
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital when
during her tour, she passed a room where a male patient was
masturbating
furiously. 'Oh my GOD!!' screamed the woman, 'That's disgraceful!!!
Why =
is
he doing that?' The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained,
=
'I'm
very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious
condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he
doesn't =
do
that at least 5 times a day, he'll be in extreme pain and his testicles
could easily rupture'. 'Oh well, in that case, I guess it's ok.' =
commented
the woman.
In the very next room, a male patient was lying in bed and it was =
obvious
that a nurse was performing oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed,
=
'Oh
my GOD!! How can THAT be justified?' Again the doctor spoke very =
calmly...
'Same illness, better health plan.'