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Holeshot
03-26-2008, 09:36 PM
WTF??????:durr


Man fatally shoots wife while installing satellite TV system
The Associated Press

SEDALIA, Mo. | Officials are trying to determine whether to file charges against a man who fatally shot his wife while trying to install a satellite television system in their home.

Patsy D. Long, 34, of Deepwater, was pronounced dead early Saturday evening after being shot in the chest with a .22-caliber handgun. Her husband, Ronald Long, fired the shot from the inside of their home after several unsuccessful efforts to punch a hole through the exterior wall using other means.

The woman, who was outside the house, was hit by the second of two shots fired by Ronald Long, the Henry County Sheriff’s Department said.

Sheriff’s Department spokesman Maj. Robert Hills said a person involved in such a case normally would be charged with manslaughter, but that was up to the prosecutor.

“Once we complete a diagram of the incident, we will be submitting everything to the prosecuting attorney and let him decide if he wants to press criminal charges,” Hills said.

Henry County Coroner Scott Largent declined to release details about Patsy Long’s death until the Sheriff’s Department completes its investigation.

HY35F2T
03-26-2008, 09:40 PM
just saw that on the news i was like wtf.

DRK
03-26-2008, 09:55 PM
Pure Darwinism.

Reverend Cooper
03-26-2008, 09:57 PM
you gotta be ****** kidding me

88Nightmare
03-26-2008, 10:23 PM
lmao

awsomeears
03-26-2008, 10:50 PM
you gotta be ****** kidding me

I second that :eek:

GTSLOW
03-26-2008, 10:51 PM
Darwin Award

That_Guy
03-26-2008, 11:07 PM
i lul'd when i heard that on the news

Boost21
03-26-2008, 11:24 PM
Darwin Award

X2

Voodoo Chick
03-27-2008, 12:42 AM
I actually feel bad........for all of them.......

VroomPshhTsi
03-27-2008, 01:05 AM
you think charter/time warner will use this story in their commercials on why cable is better than satellite?

pOrk
03-27-2008, 01:34 AM
So he used the hand gun to hammer a hole into the wall, accidently fired the gun and made a hole in his wife? WOW

Ain't that a *****.

88Nightmare
03-27-2008, 01:40 AM
you think charter/time warner will use this story in their commercials on why cable is better than satellite?

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uhhhhhh, yeaaaaahhhhh, I'm gonna have to go ahead and sort-of.... disagree with you there. I'm pretty sure the PROFESSIONAL installer from Directv didn't use a .22 anywhere on my house, nor any other gun of any size for that matter.

Feature Pony
03-27-2008, 09:12 AM
It almost sounds like he failed to punch holes in the wall so he was going to blast a hole with his .22 to make a hole. Honey can you stand on the other side and make sure this bullet goes all the way through?

juicedimpss
03-27-2008, 09:48 AM
too bad it didnt ricochet and get him,what a jack&ss

Deggy
03-27-2008, 11:56 AM
Wow...thats crazy

Irish
09-04-2009, 05:26 PM
I wonder what happened to him.

PureSound15
09-04-2009, 06:20 PM
I agree with Ron - true darwin would be the bullet killing him, not his wife :)

Rocket Power
09-04-2009, 06:31 PM
You can't fit cable through a .22 hole, was that his pilot hole?:goof

Holeshot
09-04-2009, 10:07 PM
Holy back from the dead thread Batman.:rolf:rolf

Arigmaster
09-07-2009, 08:41 AM
Gotta give him credit for a good cover story for the cops... :rolf

PB86MCSS
09-07-2009, 11:07 AM
I agree with Ron - true darwin would be the bullet killing him, not his wife

Agreed. She might be guilty of marrying this kind of guy but for it to be a Darwin award, he would have to be the one that died, not the innocent bystander.

Goat Roper
09-07-2009, 11:37 AM
I give that guy an "A" for ingenuity if that is what he was aiming to do

-stew-
09-07-2009, 12:33 PM
I'm with Ron; you can't run coax through a hole from a .22; .22's only work for running phone wire. You gotta use a .40 to run coax.