GRAMPS SS
03-15-2008, 12:11 AM
A woman walks into a H & R Block Tax accountant's office and tells him
That she needs help to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
Questions ." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And
Then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No,
No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a Prostitute ?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is. "
That she needs help to file her taxes.
The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few
Questions ." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. And
Then asks, "What is your occupation?"
"I'm a prostitute," she says.
The H & R Block accountant is somewhat taken aback and says, "No, No,
No, that won't work. Let's try to rephrase that."
The woman says, "OK, I'm a high-end call girl."
"No, that still won't work. Try again."
They both think for a minute; then the woman says, "I'm a chicken farmer."
The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a Prostitute ?"
"Well, I raised a thousand little peckers last year."
"Chicken Farmer it is. "