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wikked
03-13-2008, 10:20 AM
Can we limit sigs to like 500kb total?
These animated gifs that are well over 1mb each, x10 loading per page, that shìt lags badly...
I clear my cache multiple times per day at work, for obvious reasons... and having to re-load them every time is torture.

meh.

DRK
03-13-2008, 10:24 AM
no schit

ND4SPD
03-13-2008, 10:59 AM
I agree... and any sig containing a picture or animated .gif of a hot chick... the sig has to have her name in the sig for googling purposes. :D

y2kws6
03-13-2008, 11:01 AM
Third Dat

spindler27
03-13-2008, 11:12 AM
sorry you guys!! mine is just hilarious, if i could shrink i would

michelle
03-13-2008, 11:41 AM
I don't get your signature Joel.

That_Guy
03-13-2008, 12:09 PM
gif's ftw!

77thor
03-13-2008, 12:14 PM
that's exactly why I turned off displaying sig's.... in the User CP....

michelle
03-13-2008, 12:15 PM
that's exactly why I turned off displaying sig's.... in the User CP....

Think of all the boobie gif's you are missing...

That_Guy
03-13-2008, 12:17 PM
Think of all the boobie gif's you are missing...

fo sho there are some goodies

wikked
03-13-2008, 12:25 PM
sorry you guys!! mine is just hilarious, if i could shrink i would

It was funny 6 months ago when I first saw it. :P


Think of all the boobie gif's you are missing...

No one's missing out, 'cos we have animated gif threads for that :P

As I'm typing this out, it's displaying one character every 2 seconds... la la la lame.

pOrk
03-13-2008, 12:36 PM
Makes surfing the web on my phone super slow, 4th?

Nix
03-13-2008, 12:41 PM
I just erased mine cuz I also agree it is slowing shit donw at times on my tele when Im surfing.

Z28Roxy
03-13-2008, 12:45 PM
I don't get your signature Joel.

What's not to get?

michelle
03-13-2008, 12:47 PM
What's not to get?

The whole thing. Is there a story behind it? Or is it just a combination of funny gif's that I never saw.

spindler27
03-13-2008, 12:56 PM
i can change it, i just need to find one to replace it with

Syclone0044
03-13-2008, 12:59 PM
x4. 1MB animated GIF = way too much. Although I have got a bunch of annoying images blocked from this site with AdBlock Plus for Firefox. It's nice cuz you just right click an image and add it, never to be seen again!!

juicedimpss
03-13-2008, 01:01 PM
The whole thing. Is there a story behind it? Or is it just a combination of funny gif's that I never saw.

X2
i dont see the funny in there.

70 cutlass 442
03-13-2008, 03:42 PM
i think deggy should be banned from having a hot blonde chick with a nice ass one day to having something out a Jay Z music video the next.

Deggy
03-13-2008, 03:46 PM
i think deggy should be banned from having a hot blonde chick with a nice ass one day to having something out a Jay Z music video the next.

Haha, I just put up my car sig...

ran outta boobies.

FYI...it was a St. Lunatics video....not Jay-Z :goof

michelle
03-13-2008, 05:45 PM
I wonder if I would get banned if I put an animated signature/avatar up of a guy.....

Deggy
03-13-2008, 05:48 PM
I wonder if I would get banned if I put an animated signature/avatar up of a guy.....

If I had the ability I'd give you the ban hammer.

michelle
03-13-2008, 05:51 PM
If I had the ability I'd give you the ban hammer.

Oh boo hoo.

Z28Roxy
03-13-2008, 05:54 PM
If I had the ability I'd give you the ban hammer.

Me too. RAWR.

http://www.mustangmods.com/ims/u/4036/11007/227841.jpg

michelle
03-13-2008, 05:56 PM
I'm sure there are 2 or 3 girls on here that wouldn't mind it. We have to look at bouncing boobies all day, so it would be a nice change.

Deggy
03-13-2008, 06:11 PM
I was gonna put i'd ban hammer you but then someone would of did this...


i'd hammer you.

Fixed :goof

Z28Roxy
03-13-2008, 06:17 PM
I was gonna put i'd ban hammer you but then someone would of did this...



Fixed :goof

What?

That_Guy
03-13-2008, 06:21 PM
i miss the titties

michelle
03-13-2008, 06:22 PM
I was gonna put i'd ban hammer you but then someone would of did this...



Fixed :goof

What type of immature group do you think we are Deggy? Sheesh......

Z28Roxy
03-13-2008, 06:25 PM
i miss the titties

Give me $1 I'll push your face in mine.

Deggy
03-13-2008, 06:25 PM
What?

Maybe try re-reading it. I said that if I would of worded what I said like that someone would of removed the word ban so it just said hammer.

michelle
03-13-2008, 06:27 PM
Give me $1 I'll push your face in mine.

You are getting a deal. I thought you were charging $7.50 for a picture. (:

Deggy
03-13-2008, 06:47 PM
Give me $1 I'll push your face in mine.

Now just imagine what $20 might get you. Just don't get to horny, it's Roxy, so it won't go further than a lap dance Nate...

and wait...don't you have a girlfriend, have her show you her titties....
....and then take pics for us to see :thumbsup

GRAMPS SS
03-13-2008, 07:03 PM
I'm sure there are 2 or 3 girls on here that wouldn't mind it. We have to look at bouncing boobies all day, so it would be a nice change.

we would of had one more to look at...but the young lady wouldn't let me use my video button....some just don't like to participate :devil

Deggy
03-13-2008, 07:04 PM
we would of had one more to look at...but the young lady wouldn't let me use my video button....some just don't like to participate :devil

We will talk her into it one of these days....maybe get her a little intoxicated.
:alcoholic:alcoholic:alcoholic:alcoholic

That_Guy
03-13-2008, 07:05 PM
Give me $1 I'll push your face in mine.

e gads... you must be the chick flashing you bewbs up and down hwy 100....lol..

i have a girlfriend... sorry.. lol:shades

michelle
03-13-2008, 07:06 PM
we would of had one more to look at...but the young lady wouldn't let me use my video button....some just don't like to participate :devil

I doubt you even know how to use the video option on your phone.

michelle
03-13-2008, 07:07 PM
e gads... you must be the chick flashing you bewbs up and down hwy 100....lol..

i have a girlfriend... sorry.. lol:shades

So does she, if I recall correctly.

Deggy
03-13-2008, 07:07 PM
I doubt you even know how to use the video option on your phone.

Don't doubt Wayne just because he is old...:chair:

michelle
03-13-2008, 07:08 PM
Don't doubt Wayne just because he is old...:chair:

I recall entering a contact into his phone because he was taking so dang long!

Z28Roxy
03-13-2008, 07:11 PM
You are getting a deal. I thought you were charging $7.50 for a picture. (:

And that's for EACH boob!

But pictures can come back to haunt me. A quick face press and it's all over. :rolf

Deggy
03-13-2008, 07:12 PM
You just wanted to rummage thru his pics on his phone.

michelle
03-13-2008, 07:12 PM
Yeah, but I am sure he would bite, so then you would have to go get checked at the doctor.

Z28Roxy
03-13-2008, 07:12 PM
Yeah, but I am sure he would bite, so then you would have to go get checked at the doctor.

:rolf:rolf

Deggy
03-13-2008, 07:12 PM
I could screw over a lot of girls I talk to...I have pics on my phone and computer that I could blackmail the hell outta someone.

michelle
03-13-2008, 07:13 PM
You just wanted to rummage thru his pics on his phone.

Why, does he have pictures of you on his phone? I guess I better check next time!

michelle
03-13-2008, 07:14 PM
I could screw over a lot of girls I talk to...I have pics on my phone and computer that I could blackmail the hell outta someone.

Me too. Guys, that is. :devil

Deggy
03-13-2008, 07:14 PM
Why, does he have pictures of you on his phone? I guess I better check next time!

God I hope not :goof

GRAMPS SS
03-13-2008, 07:20 PM
I recall entering a contact into his phone because he was taking so dang long!

to fast...to slow..wish you women would make up your damm minds

GRAMPS SS
03-13-2008, 07:22 PM
and the video works fine...care to check it out sat night your royal Princess....

michelle
03-13-2008, 07:28 PM
and the video works fine...care to check it out sat night your royal Princess....

Only if I can wear my personalized beanie! (:

wrath
03-13-2008, 07:34 PM
I agree. I browse via RDP and textured backgrounds and animated/crazy images slow things down. hardcore.

badass88gt
03-13-2008, 09:18 PM
I also agree. Is it really mecessary to have all that shit in the signature? All it does is slow everything down.

juicedimpss
03-14-2008, 08:46 AM
to those complaining,you can turn off sigs,and they wont slow you down at all.

some have gotten a lil carried away though.

wikked
03-14-2008, 10:14 AM
We have to look at bouncing boobies all day, so it would be a nice change.

You can't use that arguement, all girls are bi :P


to those complaining,you can turn off sigs,and they wont slow you down at all.


That's like telling non-smokers to stop breathing :P

I like signatures, nice static images. :thumbsup

90% of the animated gifs are old reposts that everyone has seen before anyway :P

michelle
03-14-2008, 11:42 AM
You can't use that arguement, all girls are bi :P

If alcohol is involved, yes.

wikked
03-14-2008, 12:29 PM
If alcohol is involved, yes.

You go on BCM sober? :alcoholic

michelle
03-14-2008, 09:03 PM
You go on BCM sober? :alcoholic

Before work, yes. After work, no.

CobaltSSTuner
03-14-2008, 09:26 PM
i take it I should remove my sig :(

ND4SPD
03-14-2008, 09:35 PM
I think you need to identify her first... then wait a week... then... .... .... what was I saying?

fivonut
03-14-2008, 11:09 PM
i take it I should remove my sig :(

I can make it a smaller file and probably not lose to much quality so everyone can quit crying about it taking to long to load.

badass88gt
03-14-2008, 11:46 PM
to those complaining,you can turn off sigs,and they wont slow you down at all.

some have gotten a lil carried away though.

This works excellent.

CobaltSSTuner
03-14-2008, 11:57 PM
I think you need to identify her first... then wait a week... then... .... .... what was I saying?

:rolf


I can make it a smaller file and probably not lose to much quality so everyone can quit crying about it taking to long to load.

That be pretty sweet if you could do that for me.

fivonut
03-15-2008, 12:27 AM
Original - 3.8M

New - 566K

better????

http://webpages.charter.net/fivonut/ATT00018sm.gif

wikked
03-15-2008, 04:43 PM
Original - 3.8M

New - 566K

better????

http://webpages.charter.net/fivonut/ATT00018sm.gif


Wikked accepts!

GTSLOW
03-15-2008, 05:34 PM
What about chat spammers? :D

CobaltSSTuner
03-15-2008, 09:20 PM
Sig fixed! thanks for your help!