any one else notice this about oreo cookies?

[70 cutlass 442]

alright, as usualy we are out of white milk, so i decided to live life on the edge and go for chocolate mil with 4 oreo cookies. now the best part about dipping the oreo into milk is when it gets soggy and then you eat it. but i have noticed this several times in the past as well as tonight that it seems chocolate milk is not absorbed as well as white milk. has anyone else ran into this? :confused

[Jsho13]

never tried chocolate milk. Strictly white milk and double stuff.

[OxmanWI]

alright, as usualy we are out of white milk, so i decided to live life on the edge and go for chocolate mil with 4 oreo cookies. now the best part about dipping the oreo into milk is when it gets soggy and then you eat it. but i have noticed this several times in the past as well as tonight that it seems chocolate milk is not absorbed as well as white milk. has anyone else ran into this? :confused

Stop smoking pot it kills brain cells!:durr

[lasttimearound]

holy sh*t, i just pointed this out to my girlfriend! i was studying and eating oreos, getting really annoyed (followed by sick to my stomach by the richness of the choc milk and oreo mix)

[CobraSnake]

I have also noticed that using chocolate milk doesn't seem to soak the oreo the same as white milk.

Mark

[Al]

You see, the issue resides in the fundamental differences in the types of chocolates used for each. Chocolate milk is sweet and creamy while oreos are kinda bitter and really don't taste like chocolate anyhow.

When you dip your oreo into the chocolate milk, the oreo is like "hey there, how are you doing today, milk?"
Milk gets pissed and says "first off, I am chocolate milk"
Then the oreo goes "no, I am chocolate"
Milk, still pissed, goes "no I am real chocolate. You are some phony recreation of chocolate"

In the end, oreo tells the milk to f-off and the milk decided he is not interested in making love to the cookie.

The end.


Stop smoking pot it kills brain cells!:durr

Why, is there something wrong with it?

[HY35F2T]

:rolf:rolf:rolf i noticed that with ricecrispys like they didnt go soggy at all lmfao.

[wikked]

Probably because chocolate milk is too syrupy, reducing it's absorption qualities by a whole lot.

[Waver]

that is some ****ed up shit right there, and you all have way too much f'in time on your hands lol

[Windsors 03 Cobra]

It is caused by the milks low specific gravity and surface tension.
Regardless it's better than chocolate and cola, which is an awful combination.

[Deggy]

Stop smoking pot it kills brain cells!:durr

Only kills the weak ones I thought? :goof

[wikked]

Only kills the weak ones I thought? :goof

Well if that's all there is... :D

[70 cutlass 442]

Probably because chocolate milk is too syrupy, reducing it's absorption qualities by a whole lot.

thats exactly what i thought, i just wanted to make sure i wasnt going crazy and imagining things.

[lordairgtar]

Perhaps if you used a Pre Ignition Catalytic Converter, the cookie would absorb 99 % of the choco milk

[michelle]

Oreo cookies are racist.

[Cryptic]

When you dip your oreo into the chocolate milk, the oreo is like "hey there, how are you doing today, milk?"
Milk gets pissed and says "first off, I am chocolate milk"
Then the oreo goes "no, I am chocolate"
Milk, still pissed, goes "no I am real chocolate. You are some phony recreation of chocolate"

In the end, oreo tells the milk to f-off and the milk decided he is not interested in making love to the cookie.

The end.


This was brilliant. A+ :rolf

[Reverend Cooper]

the kid with the helmet in my gradeschool used to eat oreo's with chocolate milk whilst bouncing his head off the wall, he didnt seem to care much.not sure why you would

[SmokinRAM114]

thats exactly what i thought, i just wanted to make sure i wasnt going crazy and imagining things.

i always knew u were ****ed up. it must be the crack ur getting from that one electrical contractor