GRAMPS SS
02-14-2008, 07:52 PM
Dear Diary
August 12, Moved to our new home in Wisconsin. It is so beautiful here.
I can hardly wait to see the snow. God's Country. I love it here.
October 14, Wisconsin is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning different colors.
I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the countryside and spotted a deer.
They are so graceful, Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise.
November 11, Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature.
The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon...I love it here.
December 2, It snowed last night. Wake up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard.
We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight [ I won ],
and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in
perfect harmony. I love Wisconsin.
December 12, More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again [ that rascal ].
A winter wonderland...I love it here.
December 19, More snow again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time!
I'm exhausted from shoveling, darn snow plow.
December 22, More of that white shit fell last night ! I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the
snow plow man hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway...Asshole !!!
December 25, 'White Christmas' - my busted ass ! More frickin' snow. If I ever get my hands on that
son-of-a-bitchh who drives the snow plow, I swear I'll castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they
don't use more salt on the roads to melt the freckin ice.
December 28, More white shit last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for shoveling out the driveway
after ' Snow Plow Harry ' comes by every time. Can't go anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of white shit.
The weatherman say's to expect another 10 inches of the white shit again tonight. Do you know how many
shovels full of snow 10 inches is ?
January 1, Happy FRECKING' New Year, the weatherman was wrong [ again ]. We got 34 inches of the white shit this time.
At this rate it won't melt before the 4th. of July. The snow plow got stuck up the road, and the shithead had the balls
to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I'd broken 6 shovels already shoveling all the shit
he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his FRECKIN' head.
January 4, Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a god damn deer
ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about $3,000 damage to my car. Those FRECKIN' beasts should've been
killed last November by the hunters.
May 3, Took my car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all that FRECKIN' salt
they keep dumping all over the road. Car looks like a piece of shit !
May 10, Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right FRECKIN' mind would ever want to live
in that God-forsaken state of Wisconsin.
August 12, Moved to our new home in Wisconsin. It is so beautiful here.
I can hardly wait to see the snow. God's Country. I love it here.
October 14, Wisconsin is the most beautiful place on earth. The leaves are turning different colors.
I love the shades of red and orange. Went for a ride through the countryside and spotted a deer.
They are so graceful, Certainly they are the most peaceful animals on earth. This must be paradise.
November 11, Deer season will start soon. I can't imagine anyone wanting to kill such an elegant creature.
The very symbol of peace and tranquility. Hope it will snow soon...I love it here.
December 2, It snowed last night. Wake up to find everything blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard.
We went outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the driveway. We had a snowball fight [ I won ],
and when the snow plow came by, we had to shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. Mother nature in
perfect harmony. I love Wisconsin.
December 12, More snow last night. I love it. The snow plow did his trick again [ that rascal ].
A winter wonderland...I love it here.
December 19, More snow again last night. Couldn't get out of the driveway to get to work this time!
I'm exhausted from shoveling, darn snow plow.
December 22, More of that white shit fell last night ! I've got blisters on my hands from shoveling. I think the
snow plow man hides around the curve and waits until I'm done shoveling the driveway...Asshole !!!
December 25, 'White Christmas' - my busted ass ! More frickin' snow. If I ever get my hands on that
son-of-a-bitchh who drives the snow plow, I swear I'll castrate the dumb bastard. Don't know why they
don't use more salt on the roads to melt the freckin ice.
December 28, More white shit last night. Been inside since Christmas day except for shoveling out the driveway
after ' Snow Plow Harry ' comes by every time. Can't go anywhere, car's buried in a mountain of white shit.
The weatherman say's to expect another 10 inches of the white shit again tonight. Do you know how many
shovels full of snow 10 inches is ?
January 1, Happy FRECKING' New Year, the weatherman was wrong [ again ]. We got 34 inches of the white shit this time.
At this rate it won't melt before the 4th. of July. The snow plow got stuck up the road, and the shithead had the balls
to come to the door and ask to borrow my shovel. After I told him I'd broken 6 shovels already shoveling all the shit
he pushed into the driveway, I broke my last one over his FRECKIN' head.
January 4, Finally got out of the house today. Went to the store to get food and on the way back a god damn deer
ran in front of the car and I hit the bastard. Did about $3,000 damage to my car. Those FRECKIN' beasts should've been
killed last November by the hunters.
May 3, Took my car to the garage in town. Would you believe the thing is rotting out from all that FRECKIN' salt
they keep dumping all over the road. Car looks like a piece of shit !
May 10, Moved to Georgia. I can't imagine why anyone in their right FRECKIN' mind would ever want to live
in that God-forsaken state of Wisconsin.