PDA

View Full Version : Ford FTL



88Nightmare
01-25-2008, 01:30 PM
Bob, wheres your console shifter now beeyotch? hows that LED tailgate lightbar lookin? My smaller displacement motor and column shifter still took out that dated 5.4 liter :rolf :rolf

All that fancy interior weighin ya down?





Im sure you will still talk shit. :rolf lolz no traction, i hit the rev limiterz, missed 2nd gear, too much turbo lagggg, i mis shifted 2nd, 3rd, and 4th and broke 23 axles roffles I wouldda pwned j00 lets go from a roll like real racers do :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l44/88nightmare/Dork.jpg


That is all :rolf :rolf :banana1: :thumbsup :durr

Cryptic
01-25-2008, 01:31 PM
wtf is this about ?

H8RADE
01-25-2008, 01:33 PM
Missed gears...broken axles...
My jokes get recycled more than soda cans.
:rolleyes:

Poncho
01-25-2008, 01:35 PM
Missed gears...broken axles...
My jokes get recycled more than soda cans.
:rolleyes:

and at least the cans are worth something.

88Nightmare
01-25-2008, 01:35 PM
Missed gears...broken axles...
My jokes get recycled more than soda cans.
:rolleyes:

best way to give someone credit is to copy them :thumbsup

Go clean your mangina, everything will be fine here :D

88Nightmare
01-25-2008, 01:36 PM
wtf is this about ?

ours truly stanman bob was talking shit and called me out with his FX4 turd. :goof

lit666
01-25-2008, 01:50 PM
this is in the wrong section IMO.

nismodave
01-25-2008, 03:18 PM
and at least the cans are worth something.

Whoops.:stare

Cryptic
01-25-2008, 03:21 PM
ours truly stanman bob was talking shit and called me out with his FX4 turd. :goof

I bet my '98 2500 5.7L is slower. :(

BAD LS1
01-25-2008, 04:01 PM
Sounds like this happend...

I remember i raced an 00' 5.4 with my old mans 99 Sierra BFS first year 5.3... dead even for the first 20 foot, then the 5.3 climbed up on the pipe and pulled and put 2 lenghts on it by 90. I still remember telling the dude next time ill run him with the empty 3,000 lbs enclosed trailer on to make it fair. Slugs.

http://i264.photobucket.com/albums/ii173/LS1builder/1343105928_2636bee792.jpg

6forwardgears
01-25-2008, 04:16 PM
Who gives a shit how fast a truck is anyway?

Slow Joe
01-25-2008, 04:20 PM
Who gives a shit how fast a truck is anyway?

This is winter... :rolf There's nothing better to talk about...

BAD LS1
01-25-2008, 04:22 PM
Who gives a shit how fast a truck is anyway?

or how slow for that matter... Ill take either of you jokers on with the S10 now that the wheel hop will be fixed this weekend!

DirtyMax
01-25-2008, 04:23 PM
Now put a chain between the two, face opposite directions, and "race" again.... If his truck is an 04+ like yours, I bet the score will be 1-1 after that.... Torque > Speed when it comes to trucks...

HY35F2T
01-25-2008, 04:30 PM
Now put a chain between the two, face opposite directions, and "race" again.... If his truck is an 04+ like yours, I bet the score will be 1-1 after that.... Torque > Speed when it comes to trucks...

excatly who gives a shit about speed with a truck id rather have something that can tow alot of shit then something that runs a 15.5 kool either way your still getting shitty gas/fuel mileage (FUEL for the sassy diesel girls).:thumbsup

6forwardgears
01-25-2008, 04:33 PM
Chocolate Nesquik pwns the strawberry stuff. :mad:

Breecher_7
01-25-2008, 04:36 PM
or how slow for that matter... Ill take either of you jokers on with the S10 now that the wheel hop will be fixed this weekend!

Ill take some of that action before I get rid of the gasser!

Yeah, im that bored......... :rolf

Especially tonight if it snows..... :thumbsup

Prince Valiant
01-25-2008, 04:37 PM
Meh...I don't mind a truck that's fun when I step on it and can still tow exactly what I need to tow (which is rarely over 6,000lbs).

I remember racing a short bed stepside ford, reg cab, 2WD....I actually thought it was a lightning at first just looking to pick on my old Ram SS/T (reg cab, short bed, graphics package) with the 5.9 and 2wd, 3.55 gears. Thankfully, it wasn't the lightning it at first appeared to be....walked it fairly easy after 25mph or so...

...trust me, the ram wasn't that fast either. Best time at the track was 15.9 @ 84 or so....most runs were low 16's.

HY35F2T
01-25-2008, 04:39 PM
Chocolate Nesquik pwns the strawberry stuff. :mad:

ha u wish look at the graphs pink out sells brown,:rolf:rolf:thumbsup

Breecher_7
01-25-2008, 04:39 PM
Meh...I don't mind a truck that's fun when I step on it and can still tow exactly what I need to tow (which is rarely over 6,000lbs).

I remember racing a short bed stepside ford, reg cab, 2WD....I actually thought it was a lightning at first just looking to pick on my old Ram SS/T (reg cab, short bed, graphics package) with the 5.9 and 2wd, 3.55 gears. Thankfully, it wasn't the lightning it at first appeared to be....walked it fairly easy after 25mph or so...

...trust me, the ram wasn't that fast either. Best time at the track was 15.9 @ 84 or so....most runs were low 16's.

This is the truth, the Vmax is a hell of alot of fun, Full throttle 2-1 downshift pulls like a mother. From 55-75 it screams to...

STANMAN
01-25-2008, 04:43 PM
You beat a bone stock truck. Yours has the Tom Tune and a DVD player. Did I ever have a chance?
:goof

WickedSix
01-25-2008, 04:44 PM
Chocolate Nesquik pwns the strawberry stuff. :mad:

chocolate malt ovaltine owns them all :thumbsup

i'd still rather have a mediocre pickup than a borked camaro :rolf

6forwardgears
01-25-2008, 04:45 PM
i'd still rather have a mediocre pickup than a borked camaro :rolf

:rolf

STANMAN
01-25-2008, 04:50 PM
ha u wish look at the graphs pink out sells brown,:rolf:rolf:thumbsup

I know I would rather be in the pink than the brown:wooo

HY35F2T
01-25-2008, 04:50 PM
chocolate malt ovaltine owns them all :thumbsup

i'd still rather have a mediocre pickup than a borked camaro :rolf

for some reason when i think of that ovaltine i think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxD2VmZiLJ0

Crawlin
01-25-2008, 08:36 PM
I know I would rather be in the pink than the brown:wooo

mark the FU(KIN calendar!!!! STANMAN made a funny!!!!

HITMAN
01-25-2008, 08:56 PM
best way to give someone credit is to copy them :thumbsup

Go clean your mangina, everything will be fine here :D

I see that the lack of originality even extends itself to repeating your own witless blithering. :durr

88Nightmare
01-26-2008, 12:03 AM
I see that the lack of originality even extends itself to repeating your own witless blithering. :durr

meh, im over it :thumbsup


It was just a little fun race between bob and myself after work.


my silverado is peppy for a truck, far from fast. It tows what I need it to tow, and its kinda fun when empty. Its even more fun in snow.

lordairgtar
01-26-2008, 12:28 AM
for some reason when i think of that ovaltine i think of this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxD2VmZiLJ0
Yuck, shades of two girls and a cup.

Z28Roxy
01-26-2008, 11:50 AM
I know I would rather be in the pink than the brown:wooo

Hmmmmmm well..... I plead the 5th

Beagle
01-26-2008, 03:43 PM
i just ordered a supercharger for my r/c car it should go 80+ after i put it on. anybody want to race it? im not even joking either.

HY35F2T
01-26-2008, 03:51 PM
Hmmmmmm well..... I plead the 5th

:wooo

88Nightmare
01-26-2008, 04:17 PM
Hmmmmmm well..... I plead the 5th

http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l44/88nightmare/butt1.jpg

lordairgtar
01-26-2008, 06:02 PM
Nice kitty