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HY35F2T
01-22-2008, 03:45 PM
I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was
only one little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful younger
sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight
mini-skirts, and generally was braless. She would regularly bend down
when she was near me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of
her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she
was near anyone else. One day her "little" sister called and asked me
to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted to
make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life
to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top she pulled off her panties and threw them
down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and
made a beeline straight to the front door. I opened the door, and
headed straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all
clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and said, "We are
very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for
better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family." And the moral of
this story is: Always keep your condoms in your car.

hotshift13
01-22-2008, 04:11 PM
Awesome Joke!!!!!!

hrsp
01-22-2008, 05:19 PM
very old..but still a good one

Ricky Bobby
01-22-2008, 06:06 PM
very old..but still a good one

yes i have to agree :thumbsup