Getting Old

[GRAMPS SS]

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."

[michelle]

True story?













(:

[HITMAN]

True story?



(:

:rolf

Just remember this. The second 20 years goes by a hell-of-a-lot faster than the first, and when you get to be Wayne's age you'll be tucking your tits into your waistband. :thumbsup

[GHOSST]

:rolf

Just remember this. The second 20 years goes by a hell-of-a-lot faster than the first, and when you get to be Wayne's age you'll be tucking your tits into your waistband. :thumbsup Ew...

[hrsp]

ahahahahahahah joke and the posts after it...

[HY35F2T]

Ew...

thats what im saying.

[michelle]

:rolf

Just remember this. The second 20 years goes by a hell-of-a-lot faster than the first, and when you get to be Wayne's age you'll be tucking your tits into your waistband. :thumbsup


Uh no, they have surgery for that. I'll be nice and perky until the day I die. Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at. (:

[Z28Roxy]

Uh no, they have surgery for that. I'll be nice and perky until the day I die. Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at. (:

Gravity defying!

No you guys cannot see pics.

[GHOSST]

Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at. (:

Thats just wrong.....:(

[Boost21]

lol at whole thread

[Al]

Uh no, they have surgery for that. I'll be nice and perky until the day I die. Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at. (:

you could always just wear a bro.

[michelle]

I prefer a bra.

[GRAMPS SS]

Uh no, they have surgery for that. I'll be nice and perky until the day I die. Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at and play with and not look like a slinky....that's what i'm talking about...... (:




:thumbsup