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GRAMPS SS
01-17-2008, 10:42 PM
Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby."
"Really!? Like a newborn baby!?"
"Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants."
michelle
01-17-2008, 10:44 PM
True story?
(:
HITMAN
01-18-2008, 11:31 AM
True story?
(:
:rolf
Just remember this. The second 20 years goes by a hell-of-a-lot faster than the first, and when you get to be Wayne's age you'll be tucking your tits into your waistband. :thumbsup
GHOSST
01-18-2008, 08:09 PM
:rolf
Just remember this. The second 20 years goes by a hell-of-a-lot faster than the first, and when you get to be Wayne's age you'll be tucking your tits into your waistband. :thumbsup Ew...
ahahahahahahah joke and the posts after it...
HY35F2T
01-19-2008, 02:42 AM
Ew...
thats what im saying.
michelle
01-19-2008, 09:18 AM
:rolf
Just remember this. The second 20 years goes by a hell-of-a-lot faster than the first, and when you get to be Wayne's age you'll be tucking your tits into your waistband. :thumbsup
Uh no, they have surgery for that. I'll be nice and perky until the day I die. Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at. (:
Z28Roxy
01-19-2008, 09:36 AM
Uh no, they have surgery for that. I'll be nice and perky until the day I die. Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at. (:
Gravity defying!
No you guys cannot see pics.
GHOSST
01-19-2008, 12:26 PM
Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at. (:
Thats just wrong.....:(
Boost21
01-19-2008, 12:32 PM
lol at whole thread
Uh no, they have surgery for that. I'll be nice and perky until the day I die. Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at. (:
you could always just wear a bro.
michelle
01-19-2008, 02:46 PM
I prefer a bra.
GRAMPS SS
01-19-2008, 04:39 PM
Uh no, they have surgery for that. I'll be nice and perky until the day I die. Have to give the guys in the nursing home something to look at and play with and not look like a slinky....that's what i'm talking about...... (:
:thumbsup
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