Arigmaster
01-15-2008, 09:17 AM
A young man goes into the Job Center in Jacksonville , Florida , and sees a
card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn
more -
"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the
desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and
carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and
gently shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so that
they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary
of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford , Mississippi. That's
about 620 miles from here."
"Oh , is that where the job's located?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the application line is!"
card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested he goes to learn
more -
"Can you give me some more details about this?" he asks the guy behind the
desk.
The Job Center man sorts through his files & replies - "Oh yes here it is:
The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist.
You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and
carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and
gently shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing oils so that
they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary
of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford , Mississippi. That's
about 620 miles from here."
"Oh , is that where the job's located?"
"No sir - that's where the end of the application line is!"