How many 5 years old can you kick the shit out of?

[Nix]

My buddy at work showed me this. Apparently I can beat the shit out of 31 5 year olds all at once.:rolf:banana1: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

[70 cutlass 442]

15 for me. i guess i better pack heat for now on.

[Waver]

31 hell yea

[Deggy]

22 for me.

[Heat Seeker WS6]

29! Should I feel good or ashamed of that? :rolf

[Feature Pony]

28 for me.. LOL

[HITMAN]

36 For me. I hate kids and would have no trouble picking up one to use as a club...:devil:rolf:thumbsup

[twicks69]

30 for me == I like pile drivers and drop kicks!

[Korndogg]

24 for me

[moels]

30 for me.

[hrsp]

31 for me...lol at pile driving a 5 year old

[Want_Notch]

19 for me

[Yooformula]

34 for me. must be all of the practice from beating on my kids....

[Crawlin]

33 for me, must be all of the practice from beating yoosof's kids....

[USMARINE1108]

26, that's it?! But I've got skills!

[Z28Roxy]

33, training to be a teacher :chair: :punch:

[Cryptic]

30... haha

[Russ Jerome]

So with my 7yrs training 3 times a week in several different
forms of martial Arts I can only do 29 kids????

Im slender,strong,tall and have excellent balance.... :(
I need to go beat up some kids, must be my 44yr old age!

[Deggy]

33, training to be a teacher :chair: :punch:

:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

[ThatWhiteCivic]

ahhhh only 17 for mee

[Deggy]

its cause you are the short asian kid.

[TURTLE]

32 for me...

see if i can get it higher?

[GRNDNL]

Only 20 for me, looks like I'll have to bring my chainsaw........

[TURTLE]

got it up to 36... hrmmm... i wonder what the good combo is to get the score up more...

[cool_kat]

33 for me

[WickedSix]

29 for me....cus i'm overweight not doubt it thinks I'll tire..... but they don't have plays a physical sport...I think rugby should count for something :D

I love the using one 5 yo to club others that made me laugh but who wouldn't swing one into the others in a fight :rolf

[Reverend Cooper]

http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/

i can take out 30 of them little bastards,and it aint enough

[97z2801ss]

29 for me hahaha

[GHOSST]

33... I suck at life...

[oneslowcamino]

21 for me. I don't think I could use a kid as a club.

[Prince Valiant]

34 for me. Hey, if they want to bring it, I'm all for the dirty stuff that they can't even fathom.

[HAMRHEAD]

Just 1 cause after I seperate his head from his body I don't think the rest will still want in :rolf

Scored 26 though :headbang

[88Nightmare]

23 5 year olds are goin down :rolf

[Brandon W.]

You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.

[lordairgtar]

I can whup 24

[HITMAN]

got it up to 36... hrmmm... i wonder what the good combo is to get the score up more...

I think 36 is the max. I embellished my stats a tad :thumbsup and made myself look like the Hulk with a lifetime of Ninja training and 36 was the best I could do. I think the real number for me with my shitty physical condition and middle age was 23, but that's bullshit too, because if I was attacked by 100 of them little fvckers I'd still kill every last one of them, cup or no cup...

Eye pokes, pile drivers, jack-knife power-bombs, throat kicks, knee kicks, elbows to the temple, throat biting, stomps to the solar plexus and throat, and swinging them like a cricket bat... Death to all five year olds...:guns1:rolf

[Poncho]

27 Meh.. I want to test this.

[88Nightmare]

I think 36 is the max. I embellished my stats a tad :thumbsup and made myself look like the Hulk with a lifetime of Ninja training and 36 was the best I could do. I think the real number for me with my shitty physical condition and middle age was 23, but that's bullshit too, because if I was attacked by 100 of them little fvckers I'd still kill every last one of them, cup or no cup...

Eye pokes, pile drivers, jack-knife power-bombs, throat kicks, knee kicks, elbows to the temple, throat biting, stomps to the solar plexus and throat, and swinging them like a cricket bat... Death to all five year olds...:guns1:rolf

im guessing you would just pull a fat bastard:

http://southernfriedfatty.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/fatbastard.jpg

"Come here wee man!!! I'm gonna eat youuuu!!!! I want my baby back baby back baby back! Baby!!! It's whats for dinner!!! Baby!!! The other other white meat!!!" :rolf :rolf :rolf

[Reverend Cooper]

i bet mikey could get beat up with as little as 5 5 year olds

[88Nightmare]

the possibility is definitely there :D

[HITMAN]

im guessing you would just pull a fat bastard:

http://southernfriedfatty.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/fatbastard.jpg

"Come here wee man!!! I'm gonna eat youuuu!!!! I want my baby back baby back baby back! Baby!!! It's whats for dinner!!! Baby!!! The other other white meat!!!" :rolf :rolf :rolf

Not into cannibalism. Just mayhem. Nice pic, BTW. Your girlfriend?

[88Nightmare]

Not into cannibalism. Just mayhem. Nice pic, BTW. Your girlfriend?

oh gooooood comeback. bravo. just graduate into the 9th grade? :loser :rolf :rolf

[BadAzzGTA89]

34 for me!

[HITMAN]

oh gooooood comeback. bravo. just graduate into the 9th grade? :loser :rolf :rolf

Nope. 7th. Which, incidentally, still puts me ahead of you by 5 grade levels. :durr I now await with increasing dread your next "stunner" of a retort... :yawn:

[88Nightmare]

Nope. 7th. Which, incidentally, still puts me ahead of you by 5 grade levels. :durr

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how do you even fit into that cobra of yours? every time you plop your mass onto that driver seat I hear the poor thing cry out for help. no wonder why the clowns at beeyond pwned j00 :chair:

[Ricky Bobby]

28 4 me :chair:

[CobraSnake]

25 for me

[STANMAN]

24. I think I could kill more personally:rolf

[redpony06]

20 for me. Not sure if I should feel bad about this or not.......

[Deggy]

20 for me. Not sure if I should feel bad about this or not.......

haha, i think we should all feel bad for wanting to know how many 5 year olds we could kick the crap out of.

side note: we racing on new years eve or what? haha

[redpony06]

haha, i think we should all feel bad for wanting to know how many 5 year olds we could kick the crap out of.

side note: we racing on new years eve or what? haha

Hahah! If you dont mind a shit ton of snow on our road then sure! :rolf:rolf

[Deggy]

Hahah! If you dont mind a shit ton of snow on our road then sure! :rolf:rolf

FWD > RWD in the snow.....

Grand Am 1
Mustang 0

[redpony06]

FWD > RWD in the snow.....

Grand Am 1
Mustang 0

Yeah but I have 265lbs of sand in the truck so I just might beat you!

[Prince Valiant]

cut that 20 in half...cuz ur a gurl!

[HITMAN]

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how do you even fit into that cobra of yours? every time you plop your mass onto that driver seat I hear the poor thing cry out for help. no wonder why the clowns at beeyond pwned j00 :chair:

Oh my, more fat jokes. How original.:loser

I wonder how it is that you are able to survive, as it is quite obvious that you are too stupid to breathe on your own. It must be that the ganglia that occupy the otherwise vast empty void between your ears send the occasional electrical impulse to your diaphragm, signaling it to move. Same for your heart. Poor organs, saddled with a complete waste of skin such as yourself... :(

As for my Cobra, even though it has to deal with hauling my big ass around, it could still kick the living shit out of anything you own, Fredo. :rolf

[Deggy]

Yeah but I have 265lbs of sand in the truck so I just might beat you!

i just rotated my tires, got the fresh ones up front now :banana1::shades

[GTSLOW]

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how do you even fit into that cobra of yours? every time you plop your mass onto that driver seat I hear the poor thing cry out for help. no wonder why the clowns at beeyond pwned j00 :chair:

Jesus you all are ruthless, must be all this snow. Carry on :popcorn

[mrz28M6]

nan whats that pos red truck on your avatar? lol oh congrats on the kid! scary to think you're going to be a father! lmao

[GTSLOW]

nan whats that pos red truck on your avatar? lol oh congrats on the kid! scary to think you're going to be a father! lmao

Ha whats up dude? Thanks. So how's life over there?

[mrz28M6]

not too bad man. hows huachuca? looks like we're getting orders anytime now. ahh thank god for block leave. lol

[88Nightmare]

Oh my, more fat jokes. How original.:loser

I wonder how it is that you are able to survive, as it is quite obvious that you are too stupid to breathe on your own. It must be that the ganglia that occupy the otherwise vast empty void between your ears send the occasional electrical impulse to your diaphragm, signaling it to move. Same for your heart. Poor organs, saddled with a complete waste of skin such as yourself... :(

As for my Cobra, even though it has to deal with hauling my big ass around, it could still kick the living shit out of anything you own, Fredo. :rolf

for now, yes it would. all my junk is slow, I dont mind admitting that. yeah Im probably mentally retarded, just havent been diagnosed yet. so my junk is slow, I have an empty skull...... thanks for pointing out things im well aware of and have accepted a long time ago :banana

[GTSLOW]

^^^^^^^
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[redpony06]

Sooo Mike and Hitman, I'll see you Monday?

[redpony06]

cut that 20 in half...cuz ur a gurl!

Just cuz I'm a girl doesn't mean that I can only beat up 10 kids. I'll just use my nails and gouge their little eyes out. So bring on those 20 kids.

[DirtyMax]

26. The same # Chick Norris scored. Ironic? I think not. :goof