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My buddy at work showed me this. Apparently I can beat the shit out of 31 5 year olds all at once.:rolf:banana1: http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
70 cutlass 442
12-28-2007, 03:12 PM
15 for me. i guess i better pack heat for now on.
Waver
12-28-2007, 03:16 PM
31 hell yea
Deggy
12-28-2007, 03:24 PM
22 for me.
Heat Seeker WS6
12-28-2007, 03:28 PM
29! Should I feel good or ashamed of that? :rolf
Feature Pony
12-28-2007, 03:36 PM
28 for me.. LOL
HITMAN
12-28-2007, 03:36 PM
36 For me. I hate kids and would have no trouble picking up one to use as a club...:devil:rolf:thumbsup
twicks69
12-28-2007, 03:44 PM
30 for me == I like pile drivers and drop kicks!
Korndogg
12-28-2007, 03:49 PM
24 for me
moels
12-28-2007, 03:53 PM
30 for me.
31 for me...lol at pile driving a 5 year old
Want_Notch
12-28-2007, 03:56 PM
19 for me
Yooformula
12-28-2007, 03:57 PM
34 for me. must be all of the practice from beating on my kids....
Crawlin
12-28-2007, 04:08 PM
33 for me, must be all of the practice from beating yoosof's kids....
USMARINE1108
12-28-2007, 04:18 PM
26, that's it?! But I've got skills!
Z28Roxy
12-28-2007, 04:24 PM
33, training to be a teacher :chair: :punch:
Cryptic
12-28-2007, 04:33 PM
30... haha
Russ Jerome
12-28-2007, 04:54 PM
So with my 7yrs training 3 times a week in several different
forms of martial Arts I can only do 29 kids????
Im slender,strong,tall and have excellent balance.... :(
I need to go beat up some kids, must be my 44yr old age!
Deggy
12-28-2007, 05:31 PM
33, training to be a teacher :chair: :punch:
:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf
ThatWhiteCivic
12-28-2007, 05:32 PM
ahhhh only 17 for mee
Deggy
12-28-2007, 05:32 PM
its cause you are the short asian kid.
TURTLE
12-28-2007, 05:54 PM
32 for me...
see if i can get it higher?
GRNDNL
12-28-2007, 06:14 PM
Only 20 for me, looks like I'll have to bring my chainsaw........
TURTLE
12-28-2007, 06:32 PM
got it up to 36... hrmmm... i wonder what the good combo is to get the score up more...
cool_kat
12-28-2007, 06:37 PM
33 for me
WickedSix
12-28-2007, 06:43 PM
29 for me....cus i'm overweight not doubt it thinks I'll tire..... but they don't have plays a physical sport...I think rugby should count for something :D
I love the using one 5 yo to club others that made me laugh but who wouldn't swing one into the others in a fight :rolf
Reverend Cooper
12-28-2007, 06:50 PM
http://www.howmanyfiveyearoldscouldyoutakeinafight.com/
i can take out 30 of them little bastards,and it aint enough
97z2801ss
12-28-2007, 07:18 PM
29 for me hahaha
GHOSST
12-28-2007, 07:19 PM
33... I suck at life...
oneslowcamino
12-28-2007, 08:05 PM
21 for me. I don't think I could use a kid as a club.
Prince Valiant
12-28-2007, 08:38 PM
34 for me. Hey, if they want to bring it, I'm all for the dirty stuff that they can't even fathom.
HAMRHEAD
12-28-2007, 08:52 PM
Just 1 cause after I seperate his head from his body I don't think the rest will still want in :rolf
Scored 26 though :headbang
88Nightmare
12-28-2007, 10:41 PM
23 5 year olds are goin down :rolf
Brandon W.
12-28-2007, 11:21 PM
You could take on 25 five year old kids in a fight.
lordairgtar
12-29-2007, 01:00 AM
I can whup 24
HITMAN
12-29-2007, 01:15 AM
got it up to 36... hrmmm... i wonder what the good combo is to get the score up more...
I think 36 is the max. I embellished my stats a tad :thumbsup and made myself look like the Hulk with a lifetime of Ninja training and 36 was the best I could do. I think the real number for me with my shitty physical condition and middle age was 23, but that's bullshit too, because if I was attacked by 100 of them little fvckers I'd still kill every last one of them, cup or no cup...
Eye pokes, pile drivers, jack-knife power-bombs, throat kicks, knee kicks, elbows to the temple, throat biting, stomps to the solar plexus and throat, and swinging them like a cricket bat... Death to all five year olds...:guns1:rolf
Poncho
12-29-2007, 01:52 AM
27 Meh.. I want to test this.
88Nightmare
12-29-2007, 02:30 AM
I think 36 is the max. I embellished my stats a tad :thumbsup and made myself look like the Hulk with a lifetime of Ninja training and 36 was the best I could do. I think the real number for me with my shitty physical condition and middle age was 23, but that's bullshit too, because if I was attacked by 100 of them little fvckers I'd still kill every last one of them, cup or no cup...
Eye pokes, pile drivers, jack-knife power-bombs, throat kicks, knee kicks, elbows to the temple, throat biting, stomps to the solar plexus and throat, and swinging them like a cricket bat... Death to all five year olds...:guns1:rolf
im guessing you would just pull a fat bastard:
http://southernfriedfatty.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/fatbastard.jpg
"Come here wee man!!! I'm gonna eat youuuu!!!! I want my baby back baby back baby back! Baby!!! It's whats for dinner!!! Baby!!! The other other white meat!!!" :rolf :rolf :rolf
Reverend Cooper
12-29-2007, 02:41 AM
i bet mikey could get beat up with as little as 5 5 year olds
88Nightmare
12-29-2007, 02:59 AM
the possibility is definitely there :D
HITMAN
12-29-2007, 04:47 AM
im guessing you would just pull a fat bastard:
http://southernfriedfatty.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/fatbastard.jpg
"Come here wee man!!! I'm gonna eat youuuu!!!! I want my baby back baby back baby back! Baby!!! It's whats for dinner!!! Baby!!! The other other white meat!!!" :rolf :rolf :rolf
Not into cannibalism. Just mayhem. Nice pic, BTW. Your girlfriend?
88Nightmare
12-29-2007, 10:22 AM
Not into cannibalism. Just mayhem. Nice pic, BTW. Your girlfriend?
oh gooooood comeback. bravo. just graduate into the 9th grade? :loser :rolf :rolf
BadAzzGTA89
12-29-2007, 12:04 PM
34 for me!
HITMAN
12-29-2007, 12:48 PM
oh gooooood comeback. bravo. just graduate into the 9th grade? :loser :rolf :rolf
Nope. 7th. Which, incidentally, still puts me ahead of you by 5 grade levels. :durr I now await with increasing dread your next "stunner" of a retort... :yawn:
88Nightmare
12-29-2007, 12:55 PM
Nope. 7th. Which, incidentally, still puts me ahead of you by 5 grade levels. :durr
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l44/88nightmare/bfd2.gif
how do you even fit into that cobra of yours? every time you plop your mass onto that driver seat I hear the poor thing cry out for help. no wonder why the clowns at beeyond pwned j00 :chair:
Ricky Bobby
12-29-2007, 02:38 PM
28 4 me :chair:
CobraSnake
12-29-2007, 03:54 PM
25 for me
STANMAN
12-29-2007, 04:00 PM
24. I think I could kill more personally:rolf
redpony06
12-29-2007, 05:55 PM
20 for me. Not sure if I should feel bad about this or not.......
Deggy
12-29-2007, 06:02 PM
20 for me. Not sure if I should feel bad about this or not.......
haha, i think we should all feel bad for wanting to know how many 5 year olds we could kick the crap out of.
side note: we racing on new years eve or what? haha
redpony06
12-29-2007, 07:15 PM
haha, i think we should all feel bad for wanting to know how many 5 year olds we could kick the crap out of.
side note: we racing on new years eve or what? haha
Hahah! If you dont mind a shit ton of snow on our road then sure! :rolf:rolf
Deggy
12-29-2007, 07:18 PM
Hahah! If you dont mind a shit ton of snow on our road then sure! :rolf:rolf
FWD > RWD in the snow.....
Grand Am 1
Mustang 0
redpony06
12-29-2007, 07:25 PM
FWD > RWD in the snow.....
Grand Am 1
Mustang 0
Yeah but I have 265lbs of sand in the truck so I just might beat you!
Prince Valiant
12-29-2007, 07:33 PM
cut that 20 in half...cuz ur a gurl!
HITMAN
12-29-2007, 07:38 PM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l44/88nightmare/bfd2.gif
how do you even fit into that cobra of yours? every time you plop your mass onto that driver seat I hear the poor thing cry out for help. no wonder why the clowns at beeyond pwned j00 :chair:
Oh my, more fat jokes. How original.:loser
I wonder how it is that you are able to survive, as it is quite obvious that you are too stupid to breathe on your own. It must be that the ganglia that occupy the otherwise vast empty void between your ears send the occasional electrical impulse to your diaphragm, signaling it to move. Same for your heart. Poor organs, saddled with a complete waste of skin such as yourself... :(
As for my Cobra, even though it has to deal with hauling my big ass around, it could still kick the living shit out of anything you own, Fredo. :rolf
Deggy
12-29-2007, 07:39 PM
Yeah but I have 265lbs of sand in the truck so I just might beat you!
i just rotated my tires, got the fresh ones up front now :banana1::shades
GTSLOW
12-29-2007, 07:53 PM
http://i93.photobucket.com/albums/l44/88nightmare/bfd2.gif
how do you even fit into that cobra of yours? every time you plop your mass onto that driver seat I hear the poor thing cry out for help. no wonder why the clowns at beeyond pwned j00 :chair:
Jesus you all are ruthless, must be all this snow. Carry on :popcorn
mrz28M6
12-29-2007, 07:57 PM
nan whats that pos red truck on your avatar? lol oh congrats on the kid! scary to think you're going to be a father! lmao
GTSLOW
12-29-2007, 08:00 PM
nan whats that pos red truck on your avatar? lol oh congrats on the kid! scary to think you're going to be a father! lmao
Ha whats up dude? Thanks. So how's life over there?
mrz28M6
12-29-2007, 08:08 PM
not too bad man. hows huachuca? looks like we're getting orders anytime now. ahh thank god for block leave. lol
88Nightmare
12-30-2007, 02:46 AM
Oh my, more fat jokes. How original.:loser
I wonder how it is that you are able to survive, as it is quite obvious that you are too stupid to breathe on your own. It must be that the ganglia that occupy the otherwise vast empty void between your ears send the occasional electrical impulse to your diaphragm, signaling it to move. Same for your heart. Poor organs, saddled with a complete waste of skin such as yourself... :(
As for my Cobra, even though it has to deal with hauling my big ass around, it could still kick the living shit out of anything you own, Fredo. :rolf
for now, yes it would. all my junk is slow, I dont mind admitting that. yeah Im probably mentally retarded, just havent been diagnosed yet. so my junk is slow, I have an empty skull...... thanks for pointing out things im well aware of and have accepted a long time ago :banana
GTSLOW
12-30-2007, 03:14 AM
^^^^^^^
:( :( :( :(
redpony06
12-30-2007, 06:11 AM
Sooo Mike and Hitman, I'll see you Monday?
redpony06
12-30-2007, 01:48 PM
cut that 20 in half...cuz ur a gurl!
Just cuz I'm a girl doesn't mean that I can only beat up 10 kids. I'll just use my nails and gouge their little eyes out. So bring on those 20 kids.
DirtyMax
12-30-2007, 02:01 PM
26. The same # Chick Norris scored. Ironic? I think not. :goof
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