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GRAMPS SS
12-27-2007, 01:59 AM
I recall my first time with a condom. I went in to buy a
packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this
beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she
could see that I was new at it. She handed me the
package and asked if I knew how to wear one.

I honestly answered, 'No. this is my first time' So
she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped
it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it
was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused.
So she looked all around the store to see if it was empty.
It was empty. 'Just a minute,' she said, and walked to the
door, and locked it.

Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned
her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid
it aside. 'Do these excite you?' she asked.

Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head.

She then said, it was time to slip the condom on. As I was
slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and
lay down on a desk. 'Well, come on', she said, 'We don't have
much time.' So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that
unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOW, I was
done within a few minutes.

She looked at me with a bit of a frown.
'Did you put that condom on?' she asked.

I said, 'I sure did,' and held up my thumb to show her.

She fainted.

hrsp
12-27-2007, 03:43 AM
hahahahahhaha..happend to me once...

redpony06
12-27-2007, 07:06 AM
hahaha funny shit

WickedSix
12-27-2007, 07:40 AM
bwahahaha nice one wayne :thumbsup

fyi kiddies it doesn't go on a cucumber either.....unless u call it that ;)

GHOSST
12-27-2007, 11:56 AM
Now thats some funny stuff! I look like a goof here at work laughing out loud...or lol' ing...haha

GRNDNL
12-27-2007, 12:11 PM
Wayne...........You forgot to mention that you were 38 when that happened......:durr

lit666
12-27-2007, 12:53 PM
Damn why can't anything like that ever happen to me.

michelle
12-27-2007, 05:24 PM
Wayne...........You forgot to mention that you were 38 when that happened......:durr


Haha, 40 Year Old Virgin is on TV right now too.

GRAMPS SS
12-27-2007, 06:40 PM
^^^^^^^^^nutswinger is on tv.....no way :rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

88Nightmare
12-27-2007, 06:55 PM
come on, thats not nice. you know nutswinger isnt 40 :rolf :rolf :rolf

Flicktitty
12-27-2007, 06:57 PM
^^^^^^^^^nutswinger is on tv.....no way :rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf:rolf

LMAO

and good find Wayne.