merry ****** christmas

[88Nightmare]

Anyone ever watch the Denis Leary's Merry ****** Christmas special on comedy central? it originally aired back in 2005, but I saw it on again tonight. Its actually pretty funny.

Old Saint Nick's got Bourbon breath
Its so cold you can catch your death
A cop sold me some crystal meth
It's a Merry ****** Christmas

Everything's so Christmas'y
The streets are twinkling with frozen pee
A Priest just sat on Santa's knee
It's a Merry ****** Christmas

All the kids go to bed at night to dream what Santa brings em
Unless they're Jewish or Muslim or some other jip religion

Crappy toys flyin off the shelves
Midgets dressed up to look like Elves
Spread good cheer or burn in hell
Its a Merry ****** Christmas


:rolf I love that little jingle.

Its a little early, but Merry ****** Christmas :rolf :rolf

[88Nightmare]

but seriously, merry christmas. I hope everyone can enjoy the company of friends and family.

after all, thats what christmas is all about... a pinch of joy, a pound of pain, a scoop of hatred, and a dollop of rage. Throw in a little booze and some relatives you can't stand the sight of but have to invite over anyway and you've got yourself a holiday recipe chock full of disaster. And dont forget... take plenty of pictures.... you're gonna need em for the court case


:D :rolf :rolf