moels
12-21-2007, 06:46 PM
RETIREMENT PLANNING FOR 2008
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock
you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling, you would have had
$214.00.
So, based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year
ago, it would now be worth $49.00.
With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the
original $1000.00.
With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00
left.
If you had purchased $1000 of Delta Air Lines stock
you would have $49.00 left.
But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one
year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling, you would have had
$214.00.
So, based on the above, the best current investment
advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.
It's called the 401-Keg Plan.