GRAMPS SS
12-15-2007, 12:09 AM
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.Well, Lena
is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first
day promptly at 8: 00 AM.The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at
the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and
begins to rant about the new employee.He complains that she is
incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the e ntire
production line behind schedule.The Personnel Manager decides he
should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory
floor.When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and
a huge bag of small marbles.The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a
little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.The Personnel
Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he
pulls himself together and approaches Lena.'I'm sorry,' he says to
her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think yo u
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...''Your job is to
give Elmo two test tickles.
Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.Well, Lena
is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for her first
day promptly at 8: 00 AM.The next day at 8:45 AM there is a knock at
the Personnel Manager's door. The Foreman throws open the door and
begins to rant about the new employee.He complains that she is
incredibly slow and the whole line is backing up, putting the e ntire
production line behind schedule.The Personnel Manager decides he
should see this for himself, so the 2 men march down to the factory
floor.When they get there the line is so backed up that there are
Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory floor and they're really
beginning to pile up.At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by
mountains of Tickle Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush red fabric and
a huge bag of small marbles.The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a
little piece of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to
carefully sew the little package between Elmo's legs.The Personnel
Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of hysterics he
pulls himself together and approaches Lena.'I'm sorry,' he says to
her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but I think yo u
misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...''Your job is to
give Elmo two test tickles.