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theavenger333
08-07-2007, 05:35 PM
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

i'm going to the 6th level of hell. i knew i was going all along though. i do believe at one point SlowC5's dad told me he was driving the train there, so you should probably reserve a spot, Bob's rides are usually nice

Neal Steffek
08-07-2007, 05:57 PM
2nd level for me. I didn't think I was THAT bad of a guy. :devil

Slow Joe
08-07-2007, 06:09 PM
Level 2 Here... :rolf :thumbsup

02v6stangpwr
08-07-2007, 06:10 PM
Level 2...

Nix
08-07-2007, 06:12 PM
Second Level of Hell

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You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions. The infernal hurricane that never rests hurtles the spirits onward in its rapine, whirling them round, and smiting, it molests them. You have betrayed reason at the behest of your appetite for pleasure, and so here you are doomed to remain. Cleopatra and Helen of Troy are two that share in your fate.

Want_Notch
08-07-2007, 06:21 PM
2........................

Brian98GTP
08-07-2007, 06:28 PM
5th level here.... and I tried to make myself look 'Good' for most of the questions.
I'm afraid to take the test HONESTLY... LOL
:alcoholic

Brian98GTP
08-07-2007, 06:29 PM
Oh, and BTW Steve.... I call Shotgun!! :thumbsup

Holeshot
08-07-2007, 06:38 PM
Level 2 also

88Nightmare
08-07-2007, 07:22 PM
Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


lmao

Reverend Cooper
08-07-2007, 07:31 PM
well unlike you unholy whores, i will be going to heaven

STANMAN
08-07-2007, 07:35 PM
Your fate has been decided....
You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!
Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

I am going to Heaven, this I know. Neat test though, lol!!

Feature Pony
08-07-2007, 08:18 PM
A pimp is a good thing to be. LOL

Its level I'm driving the bus to hell anybody want to jump on???? LOL

nismodave
08-07-2007, 08:24 PM
3rd......

Mudd Runner
08-07-2007, 08:32 PM
5th level here

oneslowcamino
08-07-2007, 08:55 PM
Level 1. Not to bad :headbang

pickardracing
08-07-2007, 08:59 PM
Level 5

The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.

wikked
08-07-2007, 09:08 PM
I'll be sunning it up on the 4th level.

6forwardgears
08-07-2007, 09:45 PM
The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 7 times.
The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Seventh Level of Hell!
Seventh Level of Hell

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Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Berettaspeed
08-07-2007, 09:57 PM
holy crap i got to the 8th level. i answered everything right on!..

damn i guess umm yeahhh.. good or bad?

edit.

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.



Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Yooformula
08-07-2007, 10:06 PM
hahahahahahaha!

WickedSix
08-07-2007, 10:13 PM
3rd

gluttony....theres a surprise :goof

Syclone0044
08-07-2007, 10:40 PM
I'm going with Steve to the 6th level of hell.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High

Berettaspeed
08-07-2007, 10:49 PM
I'm going with Steve to the 6th level of hell.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very High

with the non- believers!! LOL

janna_camaro
08-07-2007, 10:52 PM
YOu would have better luck with a magic 8-ball

Brandon W.
08-07-2007, 11:01 PM
Damnit....

Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

Many and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.

Syclone0044
08-07-2007, 11:08 PM
with the non- believers!! LOL
I wouldn't choose any other group for better company!! :D :headbang
I'm the biggest non-believer there is! (or at least, I'm in competition for the position :goof) Call me a skeptic and I'll thank you for the compliment! :thumbsup

88Nightmare
08-08-2007, 09:35 AM
glad im not the only one going to the 8th level of hell :D

Waver
08-08-2007, 10:15 AM
God damnit I have to be in the same level of hell as Mike...

88Nightmare
08-08-2007, 10:36 AM
as far as im concerned, talking with you already makes it feel like hell :D

Waver
08-08-2007, 10:39 AM
damn it you stole what i was going to say.

Silver350
08-08-2007, 10:50 AM
third level here

STANMAN
08-08-2007, 11:51 AM
Hey, at least you guys have company, I am going to be in purgatory all alone it seems like. That's OK, gives me and the big JC more time to chat:thumbsup

Berettaspeed
08-08-2007, 09:33 PM
I wouldn't choose any other group for better company!! :D :headbang
I'm the biggest non-believer there is! (or at least, I'm in competition for the position :goof) Call me a skeptic and I'll thank you for the compliment! :thumbsup

which is prolly why that places you in #6..

i know alittle about these things. i was having fun. glad you didn't take it the wrong way. LOL


i don't know why im was put in the 8th... maybe im not very forgiving and have little patience for dumb people.... my lust was pretty, high.. LOL but who's is not?