GRAMPS SS
07-31-2007, 10:25 PM
A little old lady is walking down the street in Green Bay
WI., dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in
each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every
once in a while a $50 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement
Noticing this, a policeman stops her....'Ma'am, there are
$50 bills falling out of that bag...' 'Damn!' says the
little old lady.....'I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some. Thanks for the warning!'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get
all that money?' 'Did you steal it?'
'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back
yard butts up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field. Each
time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the
bushes, right into my flower beds!'. 'So, I go and stand
behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I
say: $50 or off it comes!'
'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop. 'OK, good luck! By
the way, what's in the other bag?'. 'Well', says the
little old lady, 'Some guys thought I was bluffing.'
WI., dragging two plastic garbage bags with her, one in
each hand. There's a hole in one of the bags, and every
once in a while a $50 bill is flying out of it onto the
pavement
Noticing this, a policeman stops her....'Ma'am, there are
$50 bills falling out of that bag...' 'Damn!' says the
little old lady.....'I'd better go back and see if I can
still find some. Thanks for the warning!'
'Well, now, not so fast,' says the cop. 'How did you get
all that money?' 'Did you steal it?'
'Oh, no', says the little old lady. 'You see, my back
yard butts up to the parking lot of Lambeau Field. Each
time there's a game, a lot of fans come and pee in the
bushes, right into my flower beds!'. 'So, I go and stand
behind the bushes with a big hedge clipper, and each time
someone sticks his little thingie through the bushes, I
say: $50 or off it comes!'
'Hey, not a bad idea!' laughs the cop. 'OK, good luck! By
the way, what's in the other bag?'. 'Well', says the
little old lady, 'Some guys thought I was bluffing.'