GRAMPS SS
07-13-2007, 10:29 PM
> A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day So
> She eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out
> Of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
> Them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
> Traffic.
>
> The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their
> Nude bodies to approaching drivers...Not surprisingly, the traffic
> Became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car
> Arrives.
>
> The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the
> Disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down
> Officer," says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene
> Cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
>
> "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
>
> She eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out
> Of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds
> Them and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming
> Traffic.
>
> The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their
> Nude bodies to approaching drivers...Not surprisingly, the traffic
> Became snarled and backed up. It wasn't very long before a police car
> Arrives.
>
> The Officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the
> Disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down
> Officer," says the woman, calmly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene
> Cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the Officer...
>
> "Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!"
>