I got a race for you guys.......

[BlownMe]

I normally dont post a whole lot but I couldn't pass up this opportunity. I work with a MORONIC Ford Taurus SHO owner who made a statement today that blew me away. Mind you, he has MAYBE a couple bolt ons.......MAYBE!! He said....and I quote..."I know my car can beat 90% of the cars on the road!". Who here would like to prove him wrong??? I'm looking for something BONE STOCK. I don't wanna embarass the guy too bad. Plus I dont want to give him any excuses to use after the ass whoopin takes place. I just want to prove a point and give someone the opportunity to whoop a lil ass at the same time. Any takers??

[Last year 5.0]

I normally dont post a whole lot but I couldn't pass up this opportunity. I work with a MORONIC Ford Taurus SHO owner who made a statement today that blew me away. Mind you, he has MAYBE a couple bolt ons.......MAYBE!! He said....and I quote..."I know my car can beat 90% of the cars on the road!". Who here would like to prove him wrong??? I'm looking for something BONE STOCK. I don't wanna embarass the guy too bad. Plus I dont want to give him any excuses to use after the ass whoopin takes place. I just want to prove a point and give someone the opportunity to whoop a lil ass at the same time. Any takers??

my guys got that escort wagon witht eh 2.5 swap, looks stock minus the fart can, i think that would be a good way to put him to shame.

[Cutlass Queen]

I bet Beagle or Neuwave will race him :rolf

[BAD LS1]

Nothing more perfect than my monte for the job!

[Teufelhunden]

my guys got that escort wagon witht eh 2.5 swap, looks stock minus the fart canStock looking? Won't the engine hoist in the back of Clint's wagon will be a dead give away?:rolf

[hrsp]

I bet Beagle or Neuwave will race him :rolf

no really???lol

[scaleracer]

I bet Beagle or Neuwave will race him :rolf

they would make so many excuses that they would forget about the race and argue to themselves!!:rolf:rolf

[JohnnyT]

Nothing more perfect than my monte for the job!

YES!!!! I work with this MORON too. Lekan and I can set it up. This is gonna be awesome!!!

[Waver]

hell where is he....I guess I got voulenteered.....and beagle who?

[BlownMe]

YES!!!! I work with this MORON too. Lekan and I can set it up. This is gonna be awesome!!!

PERFECT!!!! Setting it up as we speak!

[Crawlin]

yeah, i'm gonna have to agree, Tom's M.C. is the perfect candidate for that

[Waver]

yeah, i'm gonna have to agree, Tom's M.C. is the perfect candidate for that
true....where toms car looks all stock and is fast, mine looks fast but is slow lol

[scaleracer]

yeah, i'm gonna have to agree, Tom's M.C. is the perfect candidate for that

yup it does sound like a good race!!

[Silver03SRT]

I have a neon that might do the trick lol

[scaleracer]

I have a neon that might do the trick lol

you or turtle!!

[Waver]

you or turtle!!
Dont you got summer school or somthing? playing with matches or in the street?

[Want_Notch]

If I ever manage to make it out again someone can feel free to pilot my car.
No more street duty for me

[scaleracer]

Dont you got summer school or somthing? playing with matches or in the street?

no I failed english(Damn Romeo and Juliet:fire) but they didn't tell me i had to go to summer school. :banana1:

[Last year 5.0]

Stock looking? Won't the engine hoist in the back of Clint's wagon will be a dead give away?:rolf

dont think youll see the hoist, i guess clints going to buy him a new one and give him a call, i dont know the whole story on that....

[BlownMe]

SWEET!!! Tommy, hows monday or tuesday at GLD for ya????? I just got confirmation that we are a go for either monday or tuesday.

Neuwave, you can come on down too. I think he may want some of you too!

[Silver03SRT]

you or turtle!!

me :headbang

[scaleracer]

Tuesday is Ladies Night and Mondays the track is closed so i guess it would be Tuesday.

[Waver]

SWEET!!! Tommy, hows monday or tuesday at GLD for ya????? I just got confirmation that we are a go for either monday or tuesday.

Neuwave, you can come on down too. I think he may want some of you too!
I think I can show up then.....I will let you know

[JohnnyT]

J, you should come down and take some pics of this! It would be nice to have some visual evidence to shut this guy up once and for all!

[jbiscuit]

I just might be able to make it too!

[JohnnyT]

Just for the record, even though we sought out Tommy for this race, it is open to any and all of you that want to participate!!! See you all down there Tuesday! :thumbsup

[BAD LS1]

Yeah next tues should work OK.

remember its just a stock monte SS the equal to his SHO... If his is a V6 one then he doenst need to know mine is a new one with a V8, i just wont open the hood. And if his a V8 then even more fair... right? hahah

Im on the street tires again now too, so it will have garbage 60 foots but still should run mid 13's , that should be more than plenty.

So is this car modded at all? 6 or 8?

I may have to bring the camaro down to for some low boost passes.

[JohnnyT]

It's a V6 and its a slug, modded or not. He said he could take V8 cars, so you can open your hood if you want... :)

[SmokinRAM114]

how about a 6800lb diesel truck, it doesnt smoke when the 250 shot is sprayed. LOLOLOL all stock appereance even the exhaust, just a programmer a egt gauge and Nitrous. Last Year 5.0 knows the one im talking about.

I got a silverado SS iv been working on for a buddy but thats totally not stock once the hoods popped.... and needs some tunning yet.

[07ROUSHSTG3]

this reminds me of something, not anything to do with this guy but: there is a guy that lives near me with a POS sho and i pulled out in front of him one day and he sped to catch up to me. he followed me to my house and watched me back into the garage. now every friday and sunday like clockwork him and a buddy in a 98ish mustang stop in front of my house, rev their motors and peel off. i just sit on my deck with a beer pointing and laughing. they find it a fun thing to do i guess.

sorry for the hijack, back to some racing!

[BAD LS1]

I cant wait to hear the excuses. There is a silvy SS i worked on too thats all motor, cam and headers and my tune i would stick up against this thing too. Truck really rips for all motor.

[Crawlin]

that the red one that cruises hwy Tom?

[BAD LS1]

No the one i did is a black 06' 2WD, older guy.

[PureSound15]

:rolf:rolf:rolf Damnit I wish I could make it! I haven't sodomized anyone with the CLS lately :shades

[BAD LS1]

who cares if u cant, just change the palns and bring it on down anyway, this guy might be a gaper by the end of the night hahaha Just like in the movies!! BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH_______BWAHHAHAHAHAHAH

[SmokinRAM114]

that the red one that cruises hwy Tom?

the red ones Eric thats the one iv been fixing the hack job on. Tom ill have to get ahold of you to tune it, the shift points are wack, it shifts about 7k rpm and hits the rev limiter, it previously had efi live before my buddy purchesed it. i do not know if it still has a tune or not the previous owner was supposed to give him the program and didnt. (sorry for the hi jack)

[BAD LS1]

Whats all done to it? 7 grand!!??? Jesus and baby jesus!

[Prince Valiant]

If someone considers that the VAST VAST VAST majority of cars are boring, mundane, econo/minivan/boring sedan mobiles, claiming to beat 90% of them isn't a stretch, nor is it impressive.

If I wasn't going to be in Texas, I'd bring the valiant....stupidest guy I've ever raced was a SHO owner.

I ran a 13.3 or something to his 15.0....and then he came up to me in the lanes and said "you got me off the line"

I swear, it was probably the wierdest look back that I've ever given to a guy..."of the line?!? You kiddin', right?"

[Crawlin]

the red one sounds cool though. got on it in front of Culvers

[BlownMe]

I cannot wait for this race to happen!! All this guy does is talk about this slow ass SHO and what mods he's thinking about buying. He can barely keep the damn thing running!

Prince, THIS GUY saying that he can beat 90% of the cars on the road is a COMPLETE stretch. Strong SHO's run 15.5-15.9 quarter miles. This guys SHO is FAR from strong. I'm thinkin about running this guy in my Denali!!!!

[Last year 5.0]

the red ones Eric thats the one iv been fixing the hack job on. Tom ill have to get ahold of you to tune it, the shift points are wack, it shifts about 7k rpm and hits the rev limiter, it previously had efi live before my buddy purchesed it. i do not know if it still has a tune or not the previous owner was supposed to give him the program and didnt. (sorry for the hi jack)

you sure the trans just isnt slipping?

[Al]

..."I know my car can beat 90% of the cars on the road!"...

In reality, his is not BSing anyone. Even stock, an SHO will be able to beat 90% of the cars on the road. I am not talking about just performance cars here, I am talking about EVERY car on the road.

Considering that the most widely produced vehicle is an F150 and the #1 car is the Camry, it is no surprise that the SHO is faster.

If we talk about what you see on HWY 100, he is still correct. The VAST majority of the cars on any given weekend are slow turds with fart cans.

It is safe to say that less than %10 of the cars on the road can beat an in-tune stock SHO.

Ask this guy how he reasons the statement. A honda Civic Si is faster than %90 of the cars on the road.

[BigSnailBuick]

I got my 1996 impala ss, Nothing worse than being put down by 2 tons of fun :banana1:

[Poncho]

true....where toms car looks all stock and is fast, mine looks fast but is slow lol

your car looks fast? coulda fooled me.

[Breecher_7]

my guys got that escort wagon witht eh 2.5 swap, looks stock minus the fart can, i think that would be a good way to put him to shame.



Your guy better get my mother ****** hoist back to me by tomarrow or im calling the cops!

[Breecher_7]

Stock SHO? Ive got a 5700# Truck that could probably walk him.......

[SmokinRAM114]

Whats all done to it? 7 grand!!??? Jesus and baby jesus!

twin t3/t4 turbos wastegated at 12lbs boost, 100 shot (we havent used it yet), 60lb injectors. truck taps out 6k rpm tach and then will bounce a few and then shift. brand new trans, custom tc, custom billet shafts. she isnt slipping john.:devil

[Poncho]

twin t3/t4 turbos wastegated at 12lbs boost, 100 shot (we havent used it yet), 60lb injectors. truck taps out 6k rpm tach and then will bounce a few and then shift. brand new trans, custom tc, custom billet shafts. she isnt slipping john.:devil

must have to have a decent cam and upper & lower end upgrades for that 7k redline to even be useful, or even runnable consistantly. It's not even that beneficial w/ my 228/230

[SmokinRAM114]

must have to have a decent cam and upper & lower end upgrades for that 7k redline to even be useful, or even runnable consistantly. It's not even that beneficial w/ my 228/230

i know, it gets there way fast and its still pulling..it only does it in 1-2. the "motor" is stock.

[6forwardgears]

I have a 92 SHO for my winter beater.. it's fun but they run about a 14.8 stock with agood driver.

[Poncho]

i know, it gets there way fast and its still pulling..it only does it in 1-2. the "motor" is stock.

christ, thats timebomb. 6500 is already pushing it's limits on those......

[xxsn0blindxx]

This Link (http://www.albeedigital.com/supercoupe/articles/0-60times.html) would say that his car isn't that much faster than your average new car. Keep in mind that the 07 Camry and Altima with V-6s run 15.0-15.1 in the quarter, about the same as a V-6 SHO.

[awsomeears]

My neon should be a good match !!!!!!!!

Havent raced anyone yet :-o

Just my luck id loose

[BadAzzGTA89]

I will race him with my daily driver 01Regal GS:thumbsup
It is only a grampa car:rolf I already have one S H O under my belt!

[sidewayzbimmer]

I have a 89 mx6 beater that apears BONE stock. Car went 14.002 at 103

[JohnnyT]

Bring in on guys! The more beatings he takes, the funnier it will be for Lekan and I... :rolf

[70challenger452]

I've got a beater truck with 4 low??

[BAD LS1]

Hey blue, we will have to talk and try to get thsi guy squared away, it sounds like hes got the parts to make that thing rip... And before he blows it up! No need to spin a turbo V8 like that to 7 grand, anda twin at that.

I can get this guy hooked up with 3 bar tuning too like my car, its as easy to dial in as NA.

[Z28Roxy]

Bring in on guys! The more beatings he takes, the funnier it will be for Lekan and I... :rolf

I could bring my Thunderbird. He'd win but it would probably be close enough to be embarrassing. :rolf

[Waver]

so tom, when are you going to do ford...and does that include eec computers as well???

[JohnnyT]

I could bring my Thunderbird. He'd win but it would probably be close enough to be embarrassing. :rolf

DO IT!!!!:thumbsup

[BAD LS1]

The only ford stuff i may do in the future is 98+ 2V and 4V SN95's and 3V new edge's. I hate OBD1 lol So no help for you!

[Waver]

It shouldnt be that hard to tune a sort of stock bottom end 5.0 with an a9l

[michelle]

Who is this SHO guy....

[Waver]

Who is this SHO guy....

Does it really matter? what can a real fast sho run? 13.9?

[michelle]

Just curious if it is one of the stupid kids we banned on SHOforum. Because then I would want to watch. And take video. And laugh. A lot.

And n/a, the quickest has been a 13.93.
And forced induction, the quickest has been a 12.93.
And nitrous, the quickest has been a 12.92.

[Waver]

probably is.....I wouldnt be surprised if it is the kid from highway that said he had the nicest sho in the state when it was in primer black

[michelle]

probably is.....I wouldnt be surprised if it is the kid from highway that said he had the nicest sho in the state when it was in primer black

Was his name Mike...

[Waver]

I dont know what his name is......kind of annoying though

[michelle]

I dont know what his name is......kind of annoying though

Then yeah, it was Mike. Stay away from that guy. His car should have a big neon sign on it. Or be thrown in a junkyard. He loves spray paint. I think both to inhale it and to attempt to get it on his car.

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e345/kubeanie23/Picture003-9.jpg

It used to be red.

[Waver]

poor car....and those shos look nice in red, white, silver, blue, or GLOSS black (all with clear coat)

[BAD LS1]

Yeah ive seen that 89' primer black POS before, the dude talks like a sausage saying how it was gonna run 11's with his new cams and dynomax exhaust...

I wanted to punch the ****er in the throat.

[Waver]

Yeah ive seen that 89' primer black POS before, the dude talks like a sausage saying how it was gonna run 11's with his new cams and dynomax exhaust...

I wanted to punch the ****er in the throat.

did he also say he was going to stick in say a 5.4 sc in there?

[BAD LS1]

did he also say he was going to stick in say a 5.4 sc in there?

Yeah? and im going to put a Rolls Royce TRENT series jet engine in mine:durr

[BlownMe]

This guy's name is James. He's got a POS green SHO. I think he checks out the Shoforums but I dont think he's been banned form there. He's a total assclown and will probably eventually be banned for being a tool. I think he's stilll gonna try to back out of Tuesday but i'm gonna do my best to get him to show up.

[scaleracer]

http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e345/kubeanie23/Picture003-9.jpg



This reminds me of something oh yeah the HalfBreed!!:rolf:rolf

[Yooformula]

I am still trying to figure out why a guy with a SHO would talk sh!t to you Lekan?!?! Does he not know what you drive? thats like me talking poo to a indy car racer about how fast my car is.

[Car Guy]

I don't know if I'm ashamed to be a SHO owner or what...??? But if you're talking so stupid like this guy I wouldn't even classify him as a true SHO enthusiast so I guess it doesn't matter.....

I think SHO's are overall one of the most fun cars around, not the fatest but they'll get up and go. And you can find them so cheap it's sad, but apart from the motor/trans it's really just a Ford Taurus.....







:3gears::3gears::3gears:

[BlownMe]

I am still trying to figure out why a guy with a SHO would talk sh!t to you Lekan?!?! Does he not know what you drive? thats like me talking poo to a indy car racer about how fast my car is.

LOL!! I wish you could hear this guy sometimes. When John hears that the moron has said some new outlandish s*it, he just shakes his head. John probably spends a fourth of the day shaking his head!!!:rolf

[Yooformula]

yeah but john shaking his head is from the onset of old age.

[michelle]

poor car....and those shos look nice in red, white, silver, blue, or GLOSS black (all with clear coat)

Yeah, like this one?

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g244/reupertm/convention1-2.jpg

I may be a bit bias considering I drive that one. (:

[BlownMe]

yeah but john shaking his head is from the onset of old age.

LOL!!! I think he just went to lunch. Must've had to go pick up more depends!

[Waver]

This guy's name is James. He's got a POS green SHO. I think he checks out the Shoforums but I dont think he's been banned form there. He's a total assclown and will probably eventually be banned for being a tool. I think he's stilll gonna try to back out of Tuesday but i'm gonna do my best to get him to show up.
He better, I dont want to waste the time to put the dr's in my car, drive 45 min and then pay 25 bucks for him to back out

[BlownMe]

He better, I dont want to waste the time to put the dr's in my car, drive 45 min and then pay 25 bucks for him to back out

He just left for the day and I got one last confirmation from him that he was still going. I'll make sure again on Monday but as of now, its still on!

[Waver]

I want confirmation as of 3:00 tuesday lol

[sidewayzbimmer]

dam cant make it on tues for me. But id say itd be pretty sad to lose to a completely stock apearing mazda. Stock exhaust tip and all.

[BlownMe]

I want confirmation as of 3:00 tuesday lol

That will be attained.

[Last year 5.0]

ill be there tues, i think a run with neuwave is instore for then?

[TURTLE]

mayne a little turtle can get in on the action...

daily driven street car, street tires... stock exhaust ;)

[Waver]

ill be there tues, i think a run with neuwave is instore for then?

sure, why not....but I will talk to you then about what the one stip is....

[BlownMe]

Damn rain!!!! I was really looking forward to seeing this ass whoopin!

[BAD LS1]

yeah its not looking good here, like its gonna piss any min.

[Red97GTP]

I'd love to see this but, unfortunately I'm stuck at work till 9 tonight. I too would love to race this dumbass and put him in his place, but I think my exhaust might be a little too loud for him to think it's stock. :goof

Good luck all who'll be racing, and make sure to get video!!

[Waver]

not racing (obviously) had to work late

[Prince Valiant]

When I get back, sign me up against this guy. Recon powered 318.

[Red97GTP]

So...did anyone do some racing last night? What was the outcome??

[STANMAN]

I am always up for a race, even if it's a car way outta my class, it's still fun!