GRAMPS SS
06-29-2007, 05:29 PM
>>Two Wisconsinites walk into a pet shop near Rhinelander They head
>>to
>>the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
>>
>>The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
>>
>>"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage
>>up
>>dere." says Sven.
>>
>>The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the
>>birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the
>>top
>>of some big cliffs near Lake Winnebago .
>>
>>At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis
>>looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts
>>them
>>on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
>>Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing
>>himself dead.
>>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head
>>and
>>says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for
>>me."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!
>>
>>Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet
>>shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
>>paper
>>bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis."
>>Knute
>>says.
>>
>>He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of
>>the
>>cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots
>>the
>>parrot. Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the
>>bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and
>>says,
>>"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE , you betcha!!
>>
>>Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
>>appears. He'! s also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper
>>bag, out
>>of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs,
>>holds
>>it over his head, ! and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears
>>down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>>
>>Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie
>>jumping, den Knute parrotshooting ... and now Lars, hengliding .."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>DON'T VAIT!!! Dere ain't no more! :thumbsup
>>to
>>the bird section and Sven says to Ole, "Dat's dem."
>>
>>The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
>>
>>"Yah sure, ve'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage
>>up
>>dere." says Sven.
>>
>>The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Ole and Sven pay for the
>>birds, leave the shop and get into Sven's pick-up and drive to the
>>top
>>of some big cliffs near Lake Winnebago .
>>
>>At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, "Dis
>>looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag, puts
>>them
>>on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff.
>>Ole watches as Sven falls all the way to the bottom, killing
>>himself dead.
>>Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Ole shakes his head
>>and
>>says: "By yumpin' yiminy, dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for
>>me."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>VAIT!!! Dere's MORE!
>>
>>Moments later Knute arrives up at the cliffs. He's been to the pet
>>shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
>>paper
>>bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hey, Ole. Vatch dis."
>>Knute
>>says.
>>
>>He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of
>>the
>>cliff. Ole watches as half way down, Knute takes the gun and shoots
>>the
>>parrot. Knute continues to plummet down and down until he hits the
>>bottom and breaks every bone in his body. Ole shakes his head and
>>says,
>>"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>BUT VAIT!!! Dere's MORE , you betcha!!
>>
>>Ole is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Lars
>>appears. He'! s also been to the pet shop and is carrying a paper
>>bag, out
>>of which he pulls a chicken. Lars grasps the chicken by the legs,
>>holds
>>it over his head, ! and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears
>>down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
>>
>>Once more Ole shakes his head. "First der was Sven with his budgie
>>jumping, den Knute parrotshooting ... and now Lars, hengliding .."
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>DON'T VAIT!!! Dere ain't no more! :thumbsup