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Teufelhunden
06-26-2007, 12:26 PM
:rolf:rolf This will only be funny if you have seen the movie Happy Gilmore.:rolf:rolf

One-eyed gator pulls golfer into pond (http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/06/26/gator.attack.ap/index.html?eref=rss_topstories)

VENICE, Florida (AP) -- A man who lost his ball in a golf course pond nearly lost a limb when a nearly 11-foot alligator latched on to his arm and pulled him in the water, authorities said.

Bruce Burger, 50, was trying to retrieve his ball Monday from a pond on the sixth hole at the Lake Venice Golf Club.

The alligator latched on to Burger's right forearm and pulled him in the pond, said Gary Morse, a spokesman for the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission. Burger used his left arm to beat the reptile until it freed him.

"I saw him reach down to get his ball and he yelled" for help, said Janet Pallo, who was playing the fifth hole and ran over to drive the man to the clubhouse.

Burger, from Lenoir City, Tennessee, was taken to a hospital but was not seriously injured, Morse said Tuesday.

It took seven Fish and Wildlife officers an hour to trap the one-eyed alligator, which measured 10 feet, 11 inches, Morse said.

The pond at the sixth hole has a "Beware of Alligator" sign.

"Unfortunately, that's part of Florida," course general manager Rod Parry said. "There's wildlife in these ponds."

http://www.kinoweb.de/filme/Gilmore/pix/gilm083.jpg

^^Chubbs lost his hand to a one-eyed 'gator in a water hazard...

Brandon W.
06-26-2007, 12:29 PM
good find. +1 to you(hypotheticly):rolf:rolf:rolf

Flicktitty
06-26-2007, 12:38 PM
lmfao! that is amazing lol

Yooformula
06-26-2007, 12:41 PM
omg i thought about happy gilmore before I even clicked on the page. too damm funny!!!!! Chubbs FTW!

Nix
06-26-2007, 12:41 PM
I just herd about this on the radio this morning and I was thinking the exact same thing, happy popped into my mind immediatley after the announcer said "and the gator had only ONE EYE"!! What are the chances?:rolf

flyin_blue_egg
06-26-2007, 01:13 PM
lol...who would've thunk you would see that in real life...

scaleracer
06-26-2007, 01:32 PM
thats kind of funny that it was in a movie and happened in real life!! :rolf

WickedSix
06-26-2007, 05:58 PM
:eek: think he thought about the movie before he went after his ball? yeesh too funny fact follows fiction :rolf:rolf