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Flicktitty
06-08-2007, 04:24 PM
Getting Even

One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. She was
a
sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all
matted
down.
We felt sorry for her, put her in a carrier and took her to the
vet.
We didn't know what to call her, so we named her "Pussycat." The
vet
decided to keep her for a day or so. He said he would let us know
when we
could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, "OK, but don't forget to wash
her,
she stinks." He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that
wanted
the dirty cat, not him. My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
The
vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet
'El-Charge-O'.
They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another,
with my husband getting in the last word on this particular
occasion.

The next day my husband had an
appointment with his doctor, who is
located in the same building, next door to the vet. The MD's
waiting room
and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor. A side
door
opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband
arrive. He
looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, "Your
wife's *****
doesn't stink any more and it's finally clean and shaved, so she
now
smells like a rose. Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant.
God
only knows who the father is!" Then he closed the door.

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even...

hrsp
06-08-2007, 07:45 PM
owned by da vet

flyin_blue_egg
06-08-2007, 10:28 PM
damn...thats funny