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nismodave
06-04-2007, 10:55 PM
Wipe your d1ck on the curtains........:rolf

300pny
06-04-2007, 11:09 PM
Wipe your d1ck on the curtains........:rolf



Wipe your vagina on the curtains.......:rolf:rolf:rolf

nismodave
06-04-2007, 11:16 PM
Wipe your vagina on the curtains.......:rolf:rolf:rolf

But youre the biggest pu$$y on BCM.:rolf

300pny
06-04-2007, 11:18 PM
But your the biggest pu$$y on BCM.:rolf


Not what I heard sweetheart ... and I laugh at my own jokes Im so funny!!!!

Poncho
06-04-2007, 11:46 PM
taking off my clothes does it for me.

Flight_740
06-05-2007, 10:12 AM
Give her a hot karl

Red97GTP
06-05-2007, 10:46 AM
Give her a pirate. Cum in her eye, then when she stands up, kick her in the shin. She'll hop around on one leg covering her eye yelling "arghhhh!"

BAD LS1
06-05-2007, 12:54 PM
Give her the hoover!! while ur porking her doggystyle, reach around like your gonna grab her tits but knock her arms out from under her and smash her face into the carpet and push her around from behind bwhahahahahahahahahah

BAD LS1
06-05-2007, 12:58 PM
Wipe your d1ck on the curtains........:rolf

especially after butt sechs! Or in her hair too after that... that would be fun!

Crawlin
06-05-2007, 01:00 PM
LMAO at the pirate!!!

BAD LS1
06-05-2007, 01:03 PM
God its fun being a sick fukk LOL

stowsea
06-05-2007, 01:21 PM
spiderman ftw!

shoot it in your hand and spit on her back, when she turns around throw it in her face. but you have to yell spiderman

Crawlin
06-05-2007, 01:29 PM
BWAHAHAHHAHAA, i'm dieing cause I haven't heard half of these, haha

DurtyKurty
06-05-2007, 01:30 PM
Cleveland steamer. That usually wakes them up.

michelle
06-05-2007, 01:38 PM
Well I am officially disgusted now.

BAD LS1
06-05-2007, 01:40 PM
Well I am officially disgusted now.

Yeah right, your hoping some of these happen to you at some point BWAHAHAHAH j/k

juicedimpss
06-05-2007, 02:09 PM
spiderman ftw!

shoot it in your hand and spit on her back, when she turns around throw it in her face. but you have to yell spiderman

now thats awesome
:thumbsup

88Nightmare
06-05-2007, 02:39 PM
nothin beats a good ol fashioned houdini. spit on their back while bangin em doggie style and when they turn around blast your stuff in their face :D

flyin_blue_egg
06-05-2007, 03:05 PM
Cleveland steamer. That usually wakes them up.

WTF is that??

badass88gt
06-05-2007, 03:16 PM
Don't forget The Divot

A must for golfers! When you've got your hand below the belt on some girl with a fair amount of bush, you grab on to as much of it as you can, scream "Fore!" and rip every last pube out of her.

michelle
06-05-2007, 03:17 PM
Yeah right, your hoping some of these happen to you at some point BWAHAHAHAH j/k

Yeah, almost as much as I would want a dirty seagull done to me.

DurtyKurty
06-05-2007, 03:18 PM
Cleveland Steamer (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cleveland+steamer)

See also:

dirty sanchez
hot carl
rusty trombone
chili dog
angry dragon
angry pirate
hot lunch
cincinnati bowtie
abe lincoln
glass bottom boat
strawberry shortcake
boston pancake
alabama hot pocket

BAD LS1
06-05-2007, 03:33 PM
Lol whats a dirty seagul?

DurtyKurty
06-05-2007, 03:35 PM
Dirty Seagull (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty+Seagull)

Silver350
06-05-2007, 03:36 PM
Fishing: Slap and hooK

When going at it dog style smack her ass and when she turns her head take your index finger make a hook and hook it on the inside of her cheek.

michelle
06-05-2007, 03:37 PM
Wow I actually knew one that a guy didn't. That's kind of funny.

Silver350
06-05-2007, 03:37 PM
Dirty Seagull (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dirty+Seagull)

Bwhahahaha :rolf :rolf:rolf

hrsp
06-05-2007, 03:44 PM
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA you motherfukkers are crazy funny

BAD LS1
06-05-2007, 03:47 PM
Wow I actually knew one that a guy didn't. That's kind of funny.

Lol You did get one past on one of BCM's biggest sleaze's hahaha

michelle
06-05-2007, 03:52 PM
Lol You did get one past on one of BCM's biggest sleaze's hahaha

Well that deserves some kind of award then, wouldn't you say?

BAD LS1
06-05-2007, 03:54 PM
Well that deserves some kind of award then, wouldn't you say?

Care to swing by for a hoover then? deal?

michelle
06-05-2007, 03:58 PM
Care to swing by for a hoover then? deal?

As tempting as that sounds, I think I will pass on that one.

BAD LS1
06-05-2007, 04:02 PM
As tempting as that sounds, I think I will pass on that one.

hmmm send me a instant messager later on aim!

michelle
06-05-2007, 04:08 PM
hmmm send me a instant messager later on aim!

Well you sure move quickly. (:

nismodave
06-05-2007, 04:12 PM
Good ones guys.

Poncho
06-05-2007, 04:15 PM
thread of the year.

BAD LS1
06-05-2007, 04:25 PM
Yeah this thing is a real peach!

spindler27
06-05-2007, 04:27 PM
strawberry shortcake anyone??

mushroom stamp??

dutch oven??

badass88gt
06-05-2007, 04:38 PM
All you ever need to know...


http://www.angelfire.com/me4/scottlovejoy/dirtionary.html

Jeff
06-05-2007, 10:41 PM
Give her the hoover!! while ur porking her doggystyle, reach around like your gonna grab her tits but knock her arms out from under her and smash her face into the carpet and push her around from behind bwhahahahahahahahahah

WoW :rolf

70challenger
06-06-2007, 12:13 AM
All you ever need to know...


http://www.angelfire.com/me4/scottlovejoy/dirtionary.html

i geuss i know everything now:eek:

hrsp
06-06-2007, 12:14 AM
damn i guess i was a one trick pony here...all i had was the good ol fashion donkey punch....

you guys got "advanced" moves like the hoover and slap and hook!!!!!!LOLOLOLOL