GRAMPS SS
05-31-2007, 10:46 AM
Three football fans were out for a ride when one noticed a foot
Sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
Discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Packers fan took off his cap and
Placed it over her right breast. The Vikings fan took off his cap and
Placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some
Grumbling, the Bears fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly
Part.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
Inspection. First, he lifted up the Packers cap, replaced it, and
Wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Vikings cap, replaced it,
And wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Bears cap, replaced it, then lifted it
Again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last
Time.
The Bears fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a
Pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
Looking?
"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
Under a Bears hat, I find an Asshole.
Sticking out of the bushes by the side of the road. They stopped and
Discovered a nude female, passed out drunk.
Out of respect and propriety, the Packers fan took off his cap and
Placed it over her right breast. The Vikings fan took off his cap and
Placed it over her left breast. Following their lead, but with some
Grumbling, the Bears fan took off his cap and placed it over her girly
Part.
The police were called and when the officer arrived, he conducted his
Inspection. First, he lifted up the Packers cap, replaced it, and
Wrote down some notes. Next, he lifted the Vikings cap, replaced it,
And wrote down some more notes.
The officer then lifted the Bears cap, replaced it, then lifted it
Again, replaced it, lifted it a third time, and replaced it one last
Time.
The Bears fan was becoming annoyed and finally asked, "What are you, a
Pervert or something? Why do you keep lifting and looking, lifting and
Looking?
"Well," said the officer, "I am simply surprised. Normally when I look
Under a Bears hat, I find an Asshole.