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Breecher_7
05-21-2007, 12:48 PM
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between

assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan. One of

the courses had a professor who was a vowed atheist and a member of the

ACLU.


One day the professor shocked the class when he came in. He looked to

the ceiling and flatly stated, "God, if you are real, then I want you to knock

me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes."



The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop. Ten minutes

went by and the professor proclaimed, "Here I am God. I'm still waiting."

It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got out of his

Chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him; knocking him off the

platform.


The professor was out cold.



The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently. The other

students were shocked and stunned and sat there looking on in silence.



The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine

and asked, "What the hell is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"


The Marine calmly replied, "God was too busy today protecting America's

soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid shit...and act like an

asshole.



So, He sent me."

moels
05-21-2007, 03:04 PM
That's awesome!

Teufelhunden
05-21-2007, 03:34 PM
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97z2801ss
05-21-2007, 06:58 PM
bwahaha thats awesome

ProjectCamaro
05-21-2007, 10:09 PM
http://usmcshop.grunt.com/Grunt/assets/product_images/BS168.jpg

:headbang

stowsea
05-21-2007, 10:11 PM
hahaha nice!

hrsp
05-21-2007, 10:40 PM
damn right!!!

JR HAWK 9
05-22-2007, 10:28 AM
http://www.religioustolerance.org/nat_pled1.htm

USMARINE1108
05-26-2007, 04:08 AM
Ha, nice.