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Cryptic
05-18-2007, 01:12 PM
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 & your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."

The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"

Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling Mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage & no bike!"

hrsp
05-20-2007, 02:23 AM
oh snap!!!!!

70challenger
05-20-2007, 11:46 AM
haha good one!

84hurst
05-20-2007, 01:36 PM
hahaha, very nice! :rolf