pickardracing
05-16-2007, 06:52 PM
Coop walks into Wal-Mart with two kids in tow, screaming obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
He's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing worn out flip-flops exposing his cracked heels and filthy toenails.
When he yells at the kids, he exposes his yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
Coop stops screaming long enough to say,
"Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "But I just find it hard to believe that someone had sex with you twice."
:devil :devil :devil :devil :banana :banana :banana :banana
He's dressed in dirty jeans, a greasy T-shirt with holes in it and wearing worn out flip-flops exposing his cracked heels and filthy toenails.
When he yells at the kids, he exposes his yellowed, crooked teeth with more than a few missing.
The Wal-Mart Greeter says, "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you've got there. Are they twins?"
Coop stops screaming long enough to say,
"Hell no they ain't! The oldest one, he's 9 and the younger one, she's 7. Why the Hell would you think they're twins? Do you really think they look alike?"
"No," replies the greeter, "But I just find it hard to believe that someone had sex with you twice."
:devil :devil :devil :devil :banana :banana :banana :banana