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USMARINE1108
05-16-2007, 01:13 PM
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb, and Quasimodo were all talking one day.
Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in
the world."

Tom Thumb said, "I must be the smallest person in the world."

Quasimodo said, "I absolutely have to be the most disgusting person in the
world."

So they all decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have
their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in first and came out looking deliriously happy.
"It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world."

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am now officially the smallest person in the world."

Sometime later, Quasimodo comes out looking utterly confused and says."Who
the hell is Rosie O'Donnell ?

84hurst
05-16-2007, 01:38 PM
hahaha! I hate that nasty *****! :rolf

wikked
05-16-2007, 02:09 PM
:rolf

Rosie without stage makeup - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1_xKzqCa-Q

Prince Valiant
05-16-2007, 02:17 PM
My gf is sooo gonna hear this joke.

hrsp
05-16-2007, 02:30 PM
:rolf

Rosie without stage makeup - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a1_xKzqCa-Q

:rolf

GRM-REPR
05-16-2007, 02:56 PM
Good one

redpony06
05-16-2007, 03:04 PM
Nice one!! SOOOOO glad that she is off the show!!!!

GRM-REPR
05-16-2007, 06:06 PM
Nice one!! SOOOOO glad that she is off the show!!!!

WAIT WAIT WAIT.........I'm going to assume you're not actually watching that lesbo garbage?!?!!?:stare

2SLOW
05-16-2007, 09:39 PM
lololololo nice

boostaddict14
05-16-2007, 09:53 PM
she got kicked off of the view? i never watch it but the site of that beefy lesbo makes me cringe

redpony06
05-17-2007, 06:18 AM
WAIT WAIT WAIT.........I'm going to assume you're not actually watching that lesbo garbage?!?!!?:stare

I use to watch that show BEFORE she took over. I watched the first show of the season when she was on and i turned it off with in the first 15 of it. Made my stomach turn....... But now that she is gone I may start watching it again, but who knows maybe not.......:D :eek: