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Brandon W.
05-06-2007, 09:10 PM
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to
walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms,
son. Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh, I see," replied the boy pensively. "I've heard of that in health
class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of
3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?"

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys, one for Friday, one
for Saturday, and one for Sunday."

"Cool" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, "Then, who are these for?"

"Those are for college men," the dad answers. "TWO for Friday, TWO
for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday."

"WOW!" exclaimed the boy, "Then, who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up
a 12-pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for
January, one for February, one for March....... "

hrsp
05-06-2007, 10:30 PM
ahhahahahahaahahahha....

Bobby72GTO
05-06-2007, 11:30 PM
lol, I never want to get married then.

Lash
05-07-2007, 12:47 AM
I get more sex after marriage than I did before. :confused

hrsp
05-07-2007, 12:55 AM
with your wife?? J/K!!!!!!!

i/ve heard that from some married friends of mine....

97z2801ss
05-07-2007, 07:59 AM
hahaha!!

2SLOW
05-07-2007, 10:20 PM
lololololol hahahah COLLEGE!!! FTW!!!

michelle
05-07-2007, 10:35 PM
Nobody has sex during the week anymore?

hrsp
05-08-2007, 01:23 AM
Nobody has sex during the week anymore?

nope...:rolf :rolf

88Nightmare
05-08-2007, 10:30 AM
Nobody has sex during the week anymore?

Do you???

michelle
05-08-2007, 12:21 PM
Uh yeah. That's four days of sex you are all missing out on!