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GRAMPS SS
05-06-2007, 10:25 AM
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.



GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE :
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

flyin_blue_egg
05-06-2007, 06:42 PM
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.


FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES...
Mother, AKC German Shepherd.
Father, Super Dog...able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG.
Looks like a rat ... been out a while.
Better be a reward.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


NORDIC TRACK
$300 Hardly used, call Chubby.



GEORGIA PEACHES
California grown - 89 cents lb.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer $300.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE.
Call Stephanie.


AND THE BEST ONE :
FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition
$1,000 or best offer
No longer needed, got married last month.
Wife knows everything.

that is by far the best one!!

2SLOW
05-06-2007, 08:12 PM
lololollll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

stowsea
05-06-2007, 09:05 PM
haha nice,



three delavanite postings in a row?

opadjac
08-02-2011, 12:35 AM
What lolo if you get actual meaning of lolo than read nws paper Wall Street Journal Subscription..

GTSLOW
08-02-2011, 12:39 AM
Those are great!!! :rolf