GRAMPS SS
04-19-2007, 10:22 AM
THIS IS JUST A JOKE....IF YOU DON'T HAVE A SENCE OF HUMOR......DON'T READ IT.....
#10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the
same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition...
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON..........
#1- They cannot wear their helmet sideways
#10 - Have to sit upright while driving.
# 9 - Pistol won't stay under front seat.
# 8 - Engine noise drowns out the rap music.
# 7 - Pit crew can't work on car while holding up pants at the
same time.
# 6 - They keep trying to carjack Dale JR.
# 5 - Police cars on track interfere with race.
# 4 - No passenger seat for the Ho.
# 3 - No Cadillac's approved for competition...
# 2 - When they crash their cars, they bail out and run.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON..........
#1- They cannot wear their helmet sideways