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Arigmaster
04-14-2007, 09:17 AM
Okay guys, Our turn!


How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to
build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes
a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Women will never be equal to men
until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
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84hurst
04-14-2007, 03:40 PM
how do you turn a dishwasher into a snowplow?



















slap the ***** and hand her a shovel!!!! :rolf

Korndogg
04-14-2007, 03:54 PM
lol those are great!!

and hurst..hahahahahahahahahaha

johnny--2k
04-14-2007, 03:59 PM
why are most hurricanes named after women?


When they come, they're wet and wild. When they leave, they take your house and car.


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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb?


Fvck it, let the b!tch work in the dark!


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Why do women close thier eyes during sex?


They cant stand to see a man having a good time!


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Whats the best thing about a blow job?


15 minutes of silence

or

It's one of the few times you can get anything into a womans head straight!

flyin_blue_egg
04-14-2007, 07:09 PM
^^^good ones

2SLOW
04-14-2007, 07:50 PM
hahahhahha nice!

hrsp
04-14-2007, 11:02 PM
pretty good ones there

RanJer
04-16-2007, 03:42 PM
why does the bride wear white at the wedding..?

the dishwasher should match the refrigerator and the stove