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RanJer
04-07-2007, 06:28 PM
to build off Wayner's..:

TEN THINGS TO PONDER FOR 2007

#10 Life is sexually transmitted.

#9 Good health is merely the slowest rate at which one can die

#8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an
erection, make him a sandwich.

#7 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a person to
use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

#6 Some people are like a slinky... not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs. (yeah it's a copy)

#5 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital
dying of nothing

#4 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention
to criticism.

#3 Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars, and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents???

#2 In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world w eird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

AND THE NUMBER ONE THOUGHT FOR 2007: We know exactly where one cow with
mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in
America, but we haven't a clue as to where thousands of Illegal immigrants
and Terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of
Agriculture in charge of immigra tion!

flyin_blue_egg
04-07-2007, 08:08 PM
i like the last one!