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RanJer
04-07-2007, 06:26 PM
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the
stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that flights
go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly and
said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know", said the stranger. "How about nuclear power?"
"OK". she said. "That could be an interesting topic, but let me ask you
a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass, the same
stuff, yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose
that is?"

The stranger thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." to which
the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss
nuclear power when you don't know shit?" :thumbsup