It has arrived...

[Slow Joe]

Make fun all you want, but my Sunburst Orange '07 HHR LT has arrived... I still have yet to drive it home though... :rolf

Pre-Delivery Pictures:

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d181/joe53051/HPIM0623.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d181/joe53051/HPIM0624.jpg
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d181/joe53051/HPIM0626.jpg

Hey it's not the greatest, but it is free... :thumbsup

[88Nightmare]

you couldnt get the auto trader murse anywhere in the shots? it definitely would have completed the whole deal :D

[Slow Joe]

you couldnt get the auto trader murse anywhere in the shots? it definitely would have completed the whole deal :D

:rolf :rolf ****er... :durr :chair:

[Brandon W.]

Hey it's not the greatest, but it is free... :thumbsup


And how did you manage to get this for free?

[pOrk]

Those things are JUNK, my old man drove one to florida. They are built cheaper then cavilears...

[Karps TA]

Ahh GM's answer to the PT Cruiser.

Just wonder what the question was....

[Slow Joe]

And how did you manage to get this for free?

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d181/joe53051/4-3-07.jpg

Company Car :thumbsup

[Slow Joe]

So wait, who's up for a stickering party?? :rolf I have to put 4 of those things on the car... :durr

[Korndogg]

well darnit I want to work for auto trader lol

[Slow Joe]

well darnit I want to work for auto trader lol

I think this is the first time I've actually gloated about my job, or whatever the word is... I love it... :thumbsup

Only down side to the company car is that it can only be used for company things... The up side to that is that Kristie and I own enough cars where that's not a problem...

[Reverend Cooper]

time for turbo's

[Lash]

I smell a Hahn turbo kit. :devil

[Slow Joe]

time for turbo's

Bwahahaha I only wish, but I'm sure that if something broke the Fleet Maintinence Package wouldn't cover it... Plus if I were going to turbo something, I have other choices of cars to do that with... :devil

[Z28Envy]

My brother had one of those when his wife rolled thier trailblazer this winter. It was a lot of fun beating the hell out of it. Got some pretty good laughs out of it.:thumbsup

[Car Guy]

Bwahahaha I only wish, but I'm sure that if something broke the Fleet Maintinence Package wouldn't cover it... Plus if I were going to turbo something, I have other choices of cars to do that with... :devil



What, like a Fusion...? > JK



:rolf :rolf :rolf

[Slow Joe]

Definately the Fusion, come on, what else... The rest is just V6 junk, right? :rolf

[H8RADE]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d181/joe53051/4-3-07.jpg

:stare
Seriously...that picture isn't really someone's house is it?
I can see the 'Wizard of Oz' puzzle, but your picture omits the chalk outline and blood stains.
Get a tetanus shot...
:rolf

[H8RADE]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d181/joe53051/4-3-07.jpg

:stare
Seriously...that picture isn't really someone's house is it?
I can see the 'Wizard of Oz' puzzle, but your picture omits the chalk outline and blood stains.
Get a tetanus shot...
:rolf

[Korndogg]

:stare
Seriously...that picture isn't really someone's house is it?
I can see the 'Wizard of Oz' puzzle, but your picture omits the chalk outline and blood stains.
Get a tetanus shot...
:rolf



:rolf :rolf :rolf

[Car Guy]

Definately the Fusion, come on, what else... The rest is just V6 junk, right? :rolf



Yeah don't worry, I'm looking to make 300hp with a N/A 3.0L Duratec V6 out of a Escape for my new toy.....a 2000 SVT Contour.....and that's before I get the time to force the air in.....




:devil :devil :devil

[H8RADE]

:rolf :rolf :rolf

+1 for you!!!
Wait...nevermind...
:durr

[Car Guy]

+1 for you!!!
Wait...nevermind...
:durr



HA!!!



:headbang :headbang :headbang

[Korndogg]

+1 for you!!!
Wait...nevermind...
:durr


:thumbsup

flick or dave will just put it on their little point system theyre keeping at home.

[Slow Joe]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d181/joe53051/4-3-07.jpg

:stare
Seriously...that picture isn't really someone's house is it?
I can see the 'Wizard of Oz' puzzle, but your picture omits the chalk outline and blood stains.
Get a tetanus shot...
:rolf

Uhhh that's my apartment floor in Germantown... :rolf

[H8RADE]

Uhhh that's my apartment floor in Germantown... :rolf

Can I assume that the carpet is so new that things leave 'prints'?
Thusly, those arent stains, just a room in need of 'tidying'?
Shoes, paperclips, a sock(?), a gay man's Wizard of Oz puzzle.(Yeah, I 'm sure your girlfriend loves the movie)and a big sticker pinned down by shoes.(I know, I know...you had to straighten it out)
I started your excuses, you finish 'em!

[Lash]

flick or dave will just put it on their little point system theyre keeping at home.


Oh snap! He went there!

[Slow Joe]

Can I assume that the carpet is so new that things leave 'prints'?
Thusly, those arent stains, just a room in need of 'tidying'?
Shoes, paperclips, a sock(?), a gay man's Wizard of Oz puzzle.(Yeah, I 'm sure your girlfriend loves the movie)and a big sticker pinned down by shoes.(I know, I know...you had to straighten it out)
I started your excuses, you finish 'em!

Kiss my ass?

Not a sock, those are winter hats and gloves, paperclip = singular, you've got it right on the Wizard of Oz... And yes, held down by shoes...

And uh, what stains? The carpet in this place isn't that old, I think it was put in right before I moved in... And yes, when you step on it and move it around it does leave prints... Maybe it needs to be cleaned up a little, but hey, we both work... What can I say...

[theavenger333]

Can I assume that the carpet is so new that things leave 'prints'?
Thusly, those arent stains, just a room in need of 'tidying'?
Shoes, paperclips, a sock(?), a gay man's Wizard of Oz puzzle.(Yeah, I 'm sure your girlfriend loves the movie)and a big sticker pinned down by shoes.(I know, I know...you had to straighten it out)
I started your excuses, you finish 'em!

i'm assuming you live in some sort of vacuum? that carpet is pretty new

[Waver]

Can I assume that the carpet is so new that things leave 'prints'?
Thusly, those arent stains, just a room in need of 'tidying'?
Shoes, paperclips, a sock(?), a gay man's Wizard of Oz puzzle.(Yeah, I 'm sure your girlfriend loves the movie)and a big sticker pinned down by shoes.(I know, I know...you had to straighten it out)
I started your excuses, you finish 'em!are you jellous that joe has a nice apartment and you are living in a box and have to go to the library to post on here?

[RanJer]

hope you dont have to do the maintenance of any sort on it. those things are a pita for the stupidest shiit... like air filters.. and the whole body is built crappy as hell.. open the hood, grab a corner and pull.. makes the hood and fenders flex.. maybe the stickers are there to help hold it together..

[88Nightmare]

hope you dont have to do the maintenance of any sort on it. those things are a pita for the stupidest shiit... like air filters.. and the whole body is built crappy as hell.. open the hood, grab a corner and pull.. makes the hood and fenders flex.. maybe the stickers are there to help hold it together..

http://joeandhismurse.justgotowned.com

[Slow Joe]

Nope, no maintinence on it either for me... I have a "Maintenance Assistance Program" to take care of that... :thumbsup

It's not the car I personally would of picked (I actually asked why they don't use Vibes, and it's so they don't flood the market with 'em otherwise that would of been a much better car in my opinion) but it's what they picked...

[Slow Joe]

http://Mike_88Nightmare.justgotowned.com

[88Nightmare]

http://joeslobbedonmyknobafterhe.justgotowned.com

[Slow Joe]

Mike Just got Owned for no apparent reason... :rolf

[Car Guy]

Alright, enough already with the 'owned' thing.....jeez.....:rolleyes:




:headbang :headbang :headbang

[Slow Joe]

Alright, enough already with the 'owned' thing.....jeez.....:rolleyes:




:headbang :headbang :headbang

:rolf :rolf You'll have that, Mike goes overboard with that stuff... Then again, so do I :thumbsup

[88Nightmare]

yeah but joe is gay and has a murse.








nuff said

[Poncho]

finally a decent car in joes little fleet.

just to pick on you since I consider you a good buddy
you=
4 cars, 20 cylinders and 700hp
me
2 cars, 14 cylinders and 700hp

[Slow Joe]

Interestingly enough, I think that's a fairly accurate estimate on HP...

And I wouldn't call it a decent car...

[RanJer]

You should put 22"s on it.

[88Nightmare]

24's ftw

[Car Guy]

24's ftw





I thought we already discussed this, no less than 40's!.....24's are so last year....:durr


http://brewcitymuscle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=20367




:headbang :headbang :headbang

[88Nightmare]

damnit. im gonna go cut myself now.



why am I even on bcm?

[pOrk]

So what exactly do you do for auto trader that you need a company vehicle?

[88Nightmare]

nothing that he couldnt do in the fusion :D

[RanJer]

So what exactly do you do for auto trader that you need a company purse..?

fixed

[hrsp]

he gets a purse? thats gangsta

[RanJer]

he gets a purse? thats gangsta
http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/suprajer/joepurse.jpg

[Car Guy]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/suprajer/joepurse.jpg



I'm sorry Joe, but.....



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[Poncho]

She gets Dooney&Bourke and Coach bags, Joe gets autotraders murses and HHRs

[Breecher_7]

Regardless of what these people think, My girlfriend had an 06 HHR 3LT, fully loaded with every bell and whistle and it was a really nice car. Cant say its much of a guys car, but a nice car none the less.

[H8RADE]

Kiss my ass?

Not a sock, those are winter hats and gloves, paperclip = singular, you've got it right on the Wizard of Oz... And yes, held down by shoes...

And uh, what stains? The carpet in this place isn't that old, I think it was put in right before I moved in... And yes, when you step on it and move it around it does leave prints... Maybe it needs to be cleaned up a little, but hey, we both work... What can I say...

Exactly as I said.
Get to a doctor and have your blood-humor checked.
You may need to eat a cookie.
:devil

[Waver]

Regardless of what these people think, My girlfriend had an 06 HHR 3LT, fully loaded with every bell and whistle and it was a really nice car. Cant say its much of a guys car, but a nice car none the less.


what is with the had?

[Slow Joe]

Exactly as I said.
Get to a doctor and have your blood-humor checked.
You may need to eat a cookie.
:devil

:rolf blood-humor :rolf

[Slow Joe]

http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k51/suprajer/joepurse.jpg

It's a laptop case, ass-clown... :rolf

[Slow Joe]

So what exactly do you do for auto trader that you need a company vehicle?

A whole lotta driving... But I guarantee that there's quite a bit of work involved as well...

[Karps TA]

Might want to watch yourself if somebody with the last name of Avery wants you to come up and take some pics.

[Slow Joe]

Might want to watch yourself if somebody with the last name of Avery wants you to come up and take some pics.

Bwahahaha that's the Magazine, not the dot com company.

[Karps TA]

Whatever. I'm just saying you might want to be a little cautious if someone wants you to look into a metal barrel in the back of their property.

[Waver]

Whatever. I'm just saying you might want to be a little cautious if someone wants you to look into a metal barrel in the back of their property.

if I were him, I would be worried if any guy wanted to bend me over a barrel:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[BAD LS1]

Whatever. I'm just saying you might want to be a little cautious if someone wants you to look into a metal barrel in the back of their property.

I swear his twin brother lives in my neighborhood! I seen him out rolling the lawn the other weekend and said " OH snap! its avery on a riding lawnmower!":rolf

However my 20 something yr old neighbor girl hasnt gone missing yet... im sure judge this's GF wishes she would though bwhahahahahhaahhaha

[H8RADE]

I swear his twin brother lives in my neighborhood! I seen him out rolling the lawn the other weekend and said " OH snap! its avery on a riding lawnmower!":rolf

An Avery on a Gravely?
http://www.gravely.com/images/productmain/272hxdz.jpg
:rolf

[Nix]

Truth be told again those things are poop, I thought you actually bought it for your own personal use.

then again you do own a V6 Mustang:goof I'm just fuggin with you man:)

[Slow Joe]

Truth be told again those things are poop, I thought you actually bought it for your own personal use.


That's not happenin... :rolf

[Car Guy]

Chevy HHR = BIG pile of PooP...!




:headbang :headbang :headbang

[Breecher_7]

I honestly cant say anything bad about it.... It drives really nice and had really nice interior......got good gas milage to. Then again its being crucified by a muscle car forum! (then again alot of us dont have muscle cars.....)

[Car Guy]

I honestly cant say anything bad about it.... It drives really nice and had really nice interior......got good gas milage to. Then again its being crucified by a muscle car forum! (then again alot of us dont have muscle cars.....)




I respect your opinion but if I was to buy a new or even used vehicle the HHR would be the last one for me, or at least one of the last.....

The areas that immediately caught my attention were: it has more blind spots than sitting in a dumpster, the interior is typical el-cheapo GM small car quality, and the overall ergonomic design of it leaves a lot to be desired.....

Other than that it rides pretty decent, can 'get out of its own way' OK, and looks semi-'cool' from a styling standpoint.....

~~~Just my 2 cents~~~




:headbang :headbang :headbang

[Poncho]

I swear his twin brother lives in my neighborhood! I seen him out rolling the lawn the other weekend and said " OH snap! its avery on a riding lawnmower!":rolf

However my 20 something yr old neighbor girl hasnt gone missing yet... im sure judge this's GF wishes she would though bwhahahahahhaahhaha

i'm sure you wouldn't mind it either, unless for some ungodly reason you're hittin' that on the side.

[Breecher_7]

[QUOTE=
The areas that immediately caught my attention were: it has more blind spots than sitting in a dumpster, [/QUOTE]


I wont argue this one bit!!!

[BAD LS1]

An Avery on a Gravely?
http://www.gravely.com/images/productmain/272hxdz.jpg
:rolf

:thumbsup :rolf

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7403/averygravelycopydx4.jpg

[Car Guy]

That's awesome...!
:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf

[H8RADE]

:thumbsup :rolf

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/7403/averygravelycopydx4.jpg

That's fuggin' priceless.
+1 for ya....er...well...good jerb there!!!

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/6/6b/Coach_Z.png/181px-Coach_Z.png