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GRAMPS SS
03-19-2007, 01:13 PM
Just a lesson for all of you!


First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet School were
receiving their first anatomy class, with a real dead
cow.

They all gathered around the surgery table with the
body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In
Vet Medicine it is necessary to have two important
qualities as a doctor: The first is that you not be
disgusted by anything involving the animal body.

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet,
stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew
it and stuck it in his mouth.

"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students


The students freaked out, hesitated for several
minutes. But eventually took turns sticking a finger
in the anal opening of the dead cow and sucking on it.


When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them
and told them "The second most important quality is
observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on
my index finger. Now learn to pay attention."

flyin_blue_egg
03-19-2007, 01:30 PM
lol..that just gross

84hurst
03-19-2007, 01:58 PM
where the f*ck did you find a joke like that???? :puke

MurphysLaw88GT
03-19-2007, 06:59 PM
hahahaha that is the good

2SLOW
03-19-2007, 10:02 PM
god, and i was eating too.

hrsp
03-19-2007, 11:11 PM
ummmm....yeah thats fukking gross and great

97z2801ss
03-20-2007, 12:16 AM
gross but hilarious!

SlowStee
03-20-2007, 12:20 AM
bahahahaha

theavenger333
03-20-2007, 02:21 AM
not bad, but i was waiting for "now, you're all idiots, i told you to stick your finger in the cows butt and then in MY mouth." either way