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Flicktitty
03-16-2007, 04:24 PM
A man comes into a little village, walks into a hotel and asks the man behind the counter:

"Eh, do you have hookers in that village?"

The barkeeper replies:

"No, we only have Jim!"

The man is slightly irritated but replys:

"Whatever! I'm really horny and I just need it...how much?"

"Well, it's 80 bucks!"

"Okay, 80 bucks. And what's the prcedure...I give Jim the 80 bucks and then I bonk him?"

"No, you'll have to give 40 bucks to the mayor as he doesn't really like it...and it's his village. He'll be satisfied and won't say anything!"

"Okay, so I give Jim the 40 bucks and then..."

"No, I'll get 20 bucks as this is my hotel and I don't really like it, too!"

"Okay, so it's 40 bucks for the mayor, 20 bucks for you and 20 bucks for Jim, right?"

"Erm, no...the last 20 bucks will go to Marc and Steven for holding Jim down...because he doesn't really like it!!!"

hrsp
03-16-2007, 04:25 PM
ewwwwwwww

Poncho
03-16-2007, 06:50 PM
sick flick, sick. -1

Flicktitty
03-16-2007, 10:26 PM
sick flick, sick. -1

Meh, i'll stick to having wayne post jokes....

pOrk
03-17-2007, 04:04 AM
^ Waynes joke book is a bit better, and a bit more, heterosexual