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GRAMPS SS
03-11-2007, 05:28 PM
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church
services when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the burglar
robbing her home of its valuables and she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!
("Repent and be baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may
be forgiven"). The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called
the police and explained what she had done. As the officer cuffed the man
to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All
the old lady did was yell a Scripture to you." "Scripture?" replied the
burglar. "She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!"

badass88gt
03-12-2007, 02:36 PM
lol, thats a good one.

flyin_blue_egg
03-13-2007, 10:17 PM
damn wayne you keep me laughing