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Brandon W.
03-08-2007, 02:00 PM
its kind of stupid but im sure some of ya will get it.

Three car guys are leaving a bar - a Camaro owner, a Mustang owner, and a DSMer. They spot a magic lamp in the parking lot and pick it up. The Camaro owners says, "I wish my Camaro ran tens." The genie says, "Granted," and the Camaro owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. The Mustang owner decides to go one better, "I wish my Mustang ran nines" The genie says, "Granted," and the Mustang owner vanishes in a cloud of smoke. Now the genie turns to the DSMer and asks him, "What is your wish, master?" The DSMer says, "I wanna be the fastest DSM in the world. I wish my 1G ran a four second quarter." The genie laughs out loud; "Your wish is ridiculous! Do not insult me!" Somewhat disappointed, the DSMer thinks for a moment and says, "Okay, genie. I wish my DSM was reliable and never broke down." The genie replies "You want high fours or low fours?"

Nix
03-08-2007, 02:34 PM
Damn DSM's.:chair:

88Nightmare
03-08-2007, 03:27 PM
so the joke is trying to imply that dsm's are fast eh? how fast can a car be that spends half its life on jackstands :D

hrsp
03-08-2007, 04:24 PM
repost but eh...
camaro.. mustang...dsmer? what doesnt fit here?

Brandon W.
03-10-2007, 12:33 PM
repost but eh...
camaro.. mustang...dsmer? what doesnt fit here?


hey every guy has to have 2 gay friends....hahaha:goof :rolf :rolf

hrsp
03-11-2007, 02:34 PM
^ thats funny as hell...good one

pimpdrive
03-21-2007, 05:32 PM
haha! stupid dsm's