CPonyGo
03-07-2007, 09:46 AM
>BILL AND HILLARY
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>Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row,
>with the Secret Service agents directly behind them.
>One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
>Bill.
>
>At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the
>agent, and shakes his head.
>
>The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of
>the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. "
>
>Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the
>fans would love it!
>
>Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want."
> With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her
>pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
>
>She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You
>@#$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..
>
>The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
>hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.
>
>Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the
>agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much
>everyone would enjoy that!"
>
>Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
>
>The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out
>the first "Pitch".
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>
>Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row,
>with the Secret Service agents directly behind them.
>One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to
>Bill.
>
>At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the
>agent, and shakes his head.
>
>The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of
>the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. "
>
>Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the
>fans would love it!
>
>Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want."
> With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her
>pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.
>
>She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You
>@#$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..
>
>The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,
>hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.
>
>Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the
>agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much
>everyone would enjoy that!"
>
>Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.
>
>The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out
>the first "Pitch".