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CPonyGo
03-07-2007, 09:46 AM
>BILL AND HILLARY

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>Bill and Hillary are at the Yankee season opener sitting in the first row,

>with the Secret Service agents directly behind them.

>One of the Secret Service guys leans forward and whispers something to

>Bill.

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>At first, Clinton stares at the guy, looks at Hillary, looks back at the

>agent, and shakes his head.

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>The agent then says, "Mr. President, it was at the unanimous request of

>the entire team, from the owner on down to the bat boy. "

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>Bill hesitates...but begins to change his mind when the agent tells him the

>fans would love it!

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>Bill shrugs his shoulders and says, "Okay, if that's what the people want."

> With that, Bill gets up, grabs Hillary by her collar and the seat of her

>pants, lifts her up, and tosses her right over the wall onto the field.

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>She gets up kicking, swearing, screaming, "I'll kill you! You

>@#$!&&&&&&&&*%$%**!!!..

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>The crowd goes absolutely wild. Fans are jumping up & down, cheering,

>hooting & hollering, and high-fiving.

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>Bill is bowing, smiling and waving to the crowd. He leans over to the

>agent and says, "How about that! I would have never believed how much

>everyone would enjoy that!"

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>Noticing his agent has gone totally pale, he asks what is wrong.

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>The agent replies, "Mr. President, Sir, I said they wanted you to throw out

>the first "Pitch".

Waver
03-07-2007, 10:25 AM
AHHHHHH that is great........I love jokes like that

CPonyGo
03-07-2007, 12:56 PM
me too....lolol

70challenger452
03-07-2007, 06:49 PM
thats good stuff

nismodave
03-07-2007, 07:26 PM
Bwaaahahahaha!!!!

moels
03-07-2007, 07:31 PM
Another good one. That's fits the Clinton's well too.

Poncho
03-07-2007, 08:44 PM
Bill for the win.

hrsp
03-07-2007, 11:12 PM
ahh the good ol days of president clinton

flyin_blue_egg
03-08-2007, 09:19 AM
ha what a dumbass....that sounds like something he would really do