CPonyGo
03-07-2007, 09:45 AM
GOT TO LOVE ARKANSAS
> A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to
>his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
> How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
>
How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
>Arkansas to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
>schools.
>What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas ........
>Documentaries.
>
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says
to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
> Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
>
The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert'
near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books -poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
> A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . When a couple gets
>divorced,they are STILL cousins.
> A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The
>bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are
ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist,"said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us."
> A guy from Arkansas passed away and left his entire estate to
>his beloved widow, but she can't touch it till she's 14.
> How do you know when you're staying in an Arkansas hotel?
When you call the front desk and say, "I got a leak in my sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."
>
How can you tell if an Arkansas redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his pickup truck.
> Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age in
>Arkansas to 32?
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high
>schools.
>What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Arkansas ........
>Documentaries.
>
An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-30 and says
to the driver, "Got any I.D.?"and the driver replies " 'Bout wut?"
> Did you hear about the $3 million Arkansas State Lottery?
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years.
>
The governor's mansion in Arkansas burned down! Yep. Pert'
near took out the whole trailer park. The library was a total loss too. Both books -poof! up in flames, and he hadn't even finished coloring one of them.
> A new law was recently passed in Arkansas . When a couple gets
>divorced,they are STILL cousins.
> A guy walks into a bar in Arkansas and orders a mudslide. The
>bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 'round here, are
ya? "No," replies the man, "I'm from Pennsylvania " The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya do in Pennsylvania ?" "I'm a taxidermist,"said the man. The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist?" The man says,"I mount animals." The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us."