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GRAMPS SS
03-05-2007, 10:27 AM
The Internal Revenue sends their auditor (a nasty little man) to audit
a synagogue. The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to
the Rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles." "Yes,"
answered the Rabbi. "Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle
drippings?" he asked. "A good question," noted the Rabbi. "We actually save
them up. When we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker. And
every now and then, they send us a free box of candles." "Oh," replied
the auditor somewhat disappointed that his question actually had a
practical answer. So he thought he'd try another question, in his obnoxious
way... "Rabbi, what about all these matzo purchases? What do you do...
with the crumbs from the matzo?" "Ah, yes," replied the Rabbi calmly,
"we actually collect up the crumbs, we send them in a box back to the
manufacturer and every now and then, they send a box of matzo balls."
"Oh," replied the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi," he went on, "what do you do with all the foreskins from the
circumcisions? " "Yes, here too, we do not waste," answered the Rabbi.
"What we do is save up all the foreskins. And when we have enough we
actually send them to the Internal Revenue Service." "Internal Revenue
Service?," questioned the auditor in disbelief. "Ah, yes," replied the
Rabbi, "Internal Revenue Service. And... about once a year, they send
us a little prick like you."

Josepy
03-05-2007, 10:38 AM
Thats a good one.

84hurst
03-05-2007, 01:14 PM
nice, +1 for you! :thumbsup

Flicktitty
03-05-2007, 02:32 PM
hahahahahhahha Awesome...

2SLOW
03-05-2007, 03:30 PM
sweet loloololoololol

Cutlass Queen
03-05-2007, 11:00 PM
sweetness...good pick wayne

flyin_blue_egg
03-06-2007, 09:17 AM
awesome...good fine wayne

michelle
03-06-2007, 09:40 PM
Haha that's funny.

hrsp
03-06-2007, 10:26 PM
FUKK THE IRS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! good joke