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Teufelhunden
03-04-2007, 01:01 PM
A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.:eek:

While he is in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He has probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain...do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he could kill us both.":wooo

His wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he's gay, thinks you're cute, and asked if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey..... I love you, too.":banana1: :rolf

Cutlass Queen
03-04-2007, 01:10 PM
Good twist in the story...:rolf

Flicktitty
03-04-2007, 01:40 PM
FUNNY......but repostage (http://brewcitymuscle.com/forum/showthread.php?t=19694):goof

88Nightmare
03-04-2007, 02:06 PM
damn. people cant even post a joke on here without it bein a repost. you joke whores!

hrsp
03-04-2007, 02:20 PM
that is freaking great

Waver
03-04-2007, 04:37 PM
good twist......almost didnt see that comming.

GRAMPS SS
03-04-2007, 04:44 PM
damn. people cant even post a joke on here without it bein a repost. you joke whores!

mine are not repost...and for the last time not post whores....imformative posting....dammm:rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :rolf :thumbsup

Beagle
03-04-2007, 05:36 PM
we all knew that was coming still funny though.