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Teufelhunden
03-01-2007, 12:59 PM
The other night Mary was invited out for a night with "the girls." Mary told her husband that she would be home by midnight, "I promise!". As the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.

Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, Mary headed for home. Just as she got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times. Quickly, realizing her husband would probably wake up, she cuckooed another 9 times.:loser

Mary was really proud of herself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning her husband asked her what time she got in, and she told him "Midnight". He didn't seem pissed off at all. "Whew! Got away with that one!" she thought. Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock." When she asked him why?, he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said, "Oh. SH1T ", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.":rolf :thumbsup

Flicktitty
03-01-2007, 01:05 PM
LMAO hahhaahahha busted! lol

Silver03SRT
03-01-2007, 01:22 PM
I heard that with it being a night out with the guys but still funny.

WilliamZ
03-01-2007, 01:28 PM
Haha personal story? Your wife's name is Mary ;)

Teufelhunden
03-02-2007, 12:08 PM
Haha personal story? Your wife's name is Mary ;)Yep, you know it.:thumbsup