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Groundpound
02-28-2007, 03:13 PM
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Q. What do a Rubix cube and a penis have in common?
A. The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

Q. Why do men pay more for car insurance?
A. Women don't get blow jobs while they're driving

Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.

Q. What's the difference between your paycheck and your ****?
A. You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck

Q. A man noticed that his credit card had been stolen but didn't report it.
A. The thief was spending less then his wife.

Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.

Arigmaster
02-28-2007, 07:21 PM
Q: Whats the difference between A Mosquito and a Blonde?
A: Mosquitos stop sucking when you slap 'em