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Cjburn
02-26-2007, 08:31 PM
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away.
The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.

The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?" The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance."

repost from a different forum, but hilarious none-the-less...

Cutlass Queen
02-26-2007, 10:37 PM
:rolf What a wonderful loving husband... :rolf